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Danisdead101times (D101) has escape our MPS's effort to ask him down for some lab testing. MPS has already notify all Special Far Department (SFD) to track down D101. We have found several unknown substances in D101 house. We will do some lab testing to determine the content of the unknown substance. In the meanwhile, if you happen to see D101 around, do not engaged him one on one. Call our SFD, MPS and we will do the rest. A gentle reminder to all fellow citizens, please fart with care. Thank you and have a nice day.