For women shopping for a husband.

caramon

29 Mar 05, 19:13

A store that sells husbands has just opened in Ottawa where a woman may go to choose a husband from among many men. The store is comprised of 6 floors, and the men increase in positive attributes as the shopper ascends the
flights..

There is, however, a catch. As you open the door to any floor you may choose a man from that floor, but if you go up a floor, you cannot go back down except to exit the building..

So a woman goes to the shopping center to find a husband.. On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men have jobs.

The woman reads the sign and says to herself, "Well, that's better than my last boyfriend, but I wonder what's further up?" So up she goes..

The second floor sign reads:

Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love, kids..

The woman remarks to herself, "That's great, but I wonder what's further up?" And up she goes again.

The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids and are extremely good looking..

"Hmmm, better" she says. "But I wonder what's
upstairs?"

The fourth floor sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking and help with the housework..

"Wow!" exclaims the woman, "very tempting.. BUT, there must be more further up!" And again she heads up another flight..

The fifth floor sign reads:

Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak.. "Oh, mercy
me! But just think. What must be awaiting me further on?"

So up to the sixth floor she goes..

The sixth floor sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 3,456,789,012 to this floor.. There are no men on this floor.. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to
please.. Thank you for shopping Husband Mart and have a nice day!

Don't think women can be truly 100% satisfied.. they will always find things to pick on in men although they might not always voice out..

SGpork

29 Mar 05, 19:14

dinner soon

ditzy

29 Mar 05, 19:15

This is the 468382878th thread of the same content. Laughing

hyuuga neji

30 Mar 05, 02:04

supper time...

Chewbacca

30 Mar 05, 02:12

Good one caramon, keep it up...Men are real, women are not

keuriseudo

30 Mar 05, 02:15

Originally posted by SGpork:
dinner soon

what's for dinner..? Mr. Green

icyprincess

30 Mar 05, 02:15

Originally posted by SGpork:
dinner soon

lunch soon Mr. Green

i.c.y

keuriseudo

30 Mar 05, 02:17

Originally posted by Chewbacca:
Good one caramon, keep it up...Men are real, women are not

yea yea rite...

http://www.adforum.com/creative_archive/2005/lastweektop5/reel_detail2.asp?ID=47391&TDI=VDszE1LD&PAGE=2&BSHOP=&ta=2779

hyuuga neji

30 Mar 05, 02:57

Originally posted by keuriseudo:
what's for dinner..?

appetitzer : caramonzed chicken wings $9.90
main course : caramonzed SLAP Chicken Heart $22.90
desert : shaved caramonzed chewie $12.90

for everything else there's MasterCard

ubermagicseller

30 Mar 05, 05:54

ROFL,that gave me some cracks

Oyster Omelette

30 Mar 05, 05:59

That joke is old....wait...too ancient I mean Rolling Eyes

foxwalk

31 Mar 05, 19:54

Originally posted by keuriseudo:
what's for dinner..?

Some people's inferiority complexes.

Looks like I'm going to have indigestion.

binZ

31 Mar 05, 20:24

Originally posted by caramon:
A store that sells husbands has just opened in Ottawa where a woman may go to choose a husband from among many men. The store is comprised of 6 floors, and the men increase in positive attributes as the shopper ascends the
flights..

There is, however, a catch. As you open the door to any floor you may choose a man from that floor, but if you go up a floor, you cannot go back down except to exit the building..

So a woman goes to the shopping center to find a husband.. On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men have jobs.

The woman reads the sign and says to herself, "Well, that's better than my last boyfriend, but I wonder what's further up?" So up she goes..

The second floor sign reads:

Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love, kids..

The woman remarks to herself, "That's great, but I wonder what's further up?" And up she goes again.

The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids and are extremely good looking..

"Hmmm, better" she says. "But I wonder what's
upstairs?"

The fourth floor sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking and help with the housework..

"Wow!" exclaims the woman, "very tempting.. BUT, there must be more further up!" And again she heads up another flight..

The fifth floor sign reads:

Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak.. "Oh, mercy
me! But just think. What must be awaiting me further on?"

So up to the sixth floor she goes..

The sixth floor sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 3,456,789,012 to this floor.. There are no men on this floor.. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to
please.. Thank you for shopping Husband Mart and have a nice day!

Don't think women can be truly 100% satisfied.. they will always find things to pick on in men although they might not always voice out..

tats a good one. put up another one maybe? ^ ^

aCid_rAIn

31 Mar 05, 20:32

should i have super supreme or chicken supreme?

dzylim

31 Mar 05, 20:37

Originally posted by aCid_rAIn:
should i have super supreme or chicken supreme?

HAWAIIAN BETTER

icyprincess

31 Mar 05, 20:38

I feel like eating omelette for breakfast Laughing

i.c.y

duotiga83

31 Mar 05, 21:05

Originally posted by dzylim:
HAWAIIAN BETTER

how bout splitz pizza? Mr. Green

dzylim

31 Mar 05, 21:10

Originally posted by duotiga83:
how bout splitz pizza?

Splitza

starblue

31 Mar 05, 23:02

waiting for breakfast. coming in 8 hours' time....

icyprincess

31 Mar 05, 23:05

Originally posted by starblue:
waiting for breakfast. coming in 8 hours' time....

i oledi finished breakfast Mr. Green

i.c.y