The Day i met Caramon
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One evening after work, I decided to drop by my fav EN bar at Mohammed Sultan for a drink. The place was quite packed & I only found an empty seat in front of the bar counter. Sitting down, I nodded politely to the 2 men seated beside me: One looked was a Donald Trump look-alike & the other was a combination of Albert Enstein & Rambo (I discovered later). He had the brain of Rambo & the looks of Albert Enstein.
Sipping my drink, I couldnÂ’t help but heard their conversationsÂ…
Man A (Donald trump look-alike): I jus quitted my job. CouldnÂ’t stand my lady superiorÂ… self opinionated & arrogant tigress. Typical SÂ’pore women of today
Man B: Yah yah, these modern women need to be taught a lesson. Luckily thereÂ’s always u palÂ…
Man A: HahaÂ… DonÂ’t like that say, everyone has their purposes in life..
I choked slightly on my drink
Man B: IÂ’ve given up dating these local galsÂ… materialistic & demanding. Think IÂ’ll just pick one of the Vietnam bride my mom got from the matchmaking agency
Man A: Foreign bride? That sound desperateÂ… Â…. Btw u have the agency number?
Man B: No, its with my momÂ… I called her now
Took out his Dai kor dai
Man A: No noÂ… I think IÂ’ll concentrate on my career 1st
Man B: So what are ur plans now?
Man A: IÂ’ve decided to open my own restaurantÂ…
Man B: Wah u damm eh-sai leh (capable)
Man A: No la, its jus a small 15000 sq feet seafood restaurant in an upmarket area
Waiter comes to take order. Sir, u like a drink?
Man A: Yup, get me my fav drink Caramon--- caramel + lemon
And beer for u sir?
Man A: Chewbacca got drink beer one meh? HahahahahaÂ…
Man B: YahÂ… HahahahaÂ… so funni bro
Waiter looks on blankly
Man A: Ok, get him a beer -
Tis not meant to be offensive... jus feelin bored today. Caramon, dun be offended okie