Farnie
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This particular joke won an award for the best joke
in a competition organized in Britain.
A MBA and an Engineer go on a camping trip, set
up their tent, and fell asleep.
Some hours later, the Engineer wakes his MBA
friend. " Look up at the sky and tell me what you
see." The MBA replies, "I see millions of stars."
The Engineer asks "What does that tell you?"
The MBA ponders for a minute : "Astronomically
speaking, it tells me that there are millions of
galaxies and potentially billions of planets.
Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.
Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter
past three. Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-
powerful and we are small and insignificant.
Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful
day tomorrow. What does it tell you?"
The Engineer friend is silent for a moment, then
speaks. "Practically...Someone has stolen our
tent". -
Cool. But what is an MBA?
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Some sort of degree holder i think..Originally posted by ditzy:Cool. But what is an MBA? -
MBA = Married But Available
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Master of Business Administration.
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got one time a group of MBA/manager/[insert type of scientifically and mathematically challenged people here] was trying to find the height of a pole, they keep trying to climb up but they always fall down. Then an engineer walked past them and put the pole on the ground and measured its length. then the scientifically and mathematically challenged people said:"we were looking for the height, why did you give us its length?!"
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a similar scene appeared as a tv advert some time ago....but its a couple instead
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yeah, it's a advertisement on starhub or something...?Originally posted by XsIcSiCsIcX:a similar scene appeared as a tv advert some time ago....but its a couple instead
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If i'm not wrong, it's an advertisement for a particular credit card? Mastercard?Originally posted by FadeToBlack:yeah, it's a advertisement on starhub or something...? -
i thought the original joke was the sherlock holmes thing?