some more jokes...
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The 7 Dwarves are standing outside a convent. Then Happy goes and knocks on the door. A nun answers and says "Can I help you, my child?"
Happy says "Are there any 3 foot nuns in this convent?"
The nun is puzzled, and says "No, there are no 3 foot nuns in this convent." Happy thinks for a minute, then says "Are there any 3 foot nuns in this city?"
The nun says "No, there are no 3 foot nuns in this city." So Happy leaves and forms a huddle with the rest of the dwarves.
Then a few minutes later, Doc leaves the huddle and goes and knocks on the door. The same nun answers and says "What now?" Doc says, "Ok, are there any 3 foot nuns in this state?" The nun says "No! There are no 3 foot nuns!" Doc thinks, then says "Are there any 3 foot nuns in this country?" The nun is starting to get mad, and says "NO! THERE ARE NO 3 FOOT NUNS!" So Doc leaves and returns to the huddle.
A few minutes later, Sleepy goes and knocks on the door. The same nun answers. Sleepy says "Are there any 3 foot nuns on this continent?" The nun
says "NO!! HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU??? THERE ARE NO 3 FOOT NUNS!!" Sleepy says "Are there any 3 foot nuns anywhere in the world?" The nun says "NO!!" and slams the door in this face. Sleepy returns to the huddle, then a few minutes later, all the dwarves start running around laughing and chanting "DOPEY SCREWED A PENGUIN! DOPEY SCREWED A PENGUIN!" -
i dun get it.... -
me neither
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nvm la....give him some face...juz laugh la...Originally posted by starblue:me neither
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3 foot is the height izit?? there is not nuns who is 3 foot tall i think... den the others say he screw a 3 foot penguin... izit?
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dopey told them he screwed a nun...but the other dwarves dont believe....so they ask the nun lor...to confirm that dopey screwed a penguin instead of a nun
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and nun image looks same.. -
thank you very much!
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Two drivers came to a bridge over which only one car could cross at a time. One driver leaned out his window and said to the other, ''I never back up for idiots.'' So the other driver put his car in reverse and said, ''That's okay. I do.''
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An old man and an old woman were sitting together on their front porch.
"You used to sit closer to me," said the woman. So the man moved closer.
"You used to put your arm around me." So the man put his arm around her.
"You used to nibble on my ear."
"Let me get my teeth." -
*cold wind blows through the forums*
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Weather so hot, cold wind help reduce temp and keep everyone cool ... isn't that great ??Originally posted by hyuuga neji:*cold wind blows through the forums* -
Er..is this self-made jokes?
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a sexy hostess at a sleazy pub came over n ask me: "Can u buy me a drink"
i replied:" I can treat u a drink with COck-tail"
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Evelyn began her job as an elementary school counselor, and was very eager to help the students in any way possible.
One day during recess, she noticed a girl standing by herself on one side of a playing field while the rest of the kids enjoyed a game of soccer at the other.
Evelyn approached her and asked if she was all right.
The girl said "Yes, I'm fine, thank you".
A little while later, Evelyn noticed the girl was in the same spot, still by herself.
Approaching again, Evelyn offered, "Would you like for me to be your friend?"
The girl hesitated, then said, "Okay," looking at the woman oddly.
Feeling she was making progress, Evelyn then asked, "Why are you standing here all alone?"
"Because," the little girl said with great exasperation, "I'm the goalie!"