MEN
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Haha,ok..though I read it somewhere before
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Not Mine, But Still Lovely
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maybe tats becoz you dun have good character...Originally posted by SMAPLionHeart:Who say looks is not important..
Even my female friend also said it is quite important but girls tend to overlook it, anyway gd looks DOES help , and i know it through experience..
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Originally posted by hyuuga neji:maybe tats becoz you dun have good character...
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Originally posted by misslady:
They probably were not interested in the first place, and were too nice to reject outright. Maybe they could be waiting for someone else...
11. The men who never make the first move,
automatically lose interest in us when we take the
initiative.
There seemed to be an underlying message throughout the post (though it probably wasn't deliberately intended) --
Nice guys finish last (too shy, cowardly, ugly, or scared of losing money).
Of course there are always exceptions. -
Originally posted by hyuuga neji:maybe tats becoz you dun have good character...
agreee.. -
Originally posted by hyuuga neji:maybe tats becoz you dun have good character...
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aiyo. where got difficult to understand..only 11 rulez meh? women ne? i think da list will never end...at least men are simple meh.
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> > 1. Men are like..... Coffee.
> > The best ones are rich, warm, full-bodied, and can keep you up all night long.
> >
> > 2. Men are like..... Commercials.
> > You can't believe a word they say.
> >
> > 3. Men are like..... Computers.
> > Hard to figure out and never have enough memory.
> >
> > 4. Men are like... .Coolers.
> > Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.
> >
> > 5. Men are like..... Copiers.
> > You need them for reproduction, but that's about it.
> >
> > 6. Men are like......Bananas.
> > The older they get, the less firm they are.
> >
> > 7. Men are like.... .Bank Accounts.
> > Without a lot of money, they don't generate interest
> >
> > 8. Men are like..... Bike helmets.
> > Handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just LOOK SILLY.
> >
> > 9. Men are like.....Snowstorms.
> > You never know when he's coming, how many inches you'll get or how long he will last.
> >
> > 10. Men are like.....Used Cars.
> > Both are easy-to-get, cheap, and unreliable.
> >
> > 11. Men are like.....Vacations.
> > They never seem to be long enough.
> >
> > 12. Men are like..... Government bonds.
> > They take so long to mature.
> >
> > 13. Men are like.....High heels.
> > They're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.
> >
> > 14. Men are like.....Horoscopes.
> > They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.
> >
> > 15. Men are like.....Weather.
> > Nothing can be done to change either one of them.
> >
> > 16. Men are like..... Blenders.
> > You need one, but you're not quite sure why.
> >
> > 17. Men are like..... Cement.
> > After getting laid, they take a long time to get hard.
> >
> > 18. Men are like..... Chocolate Bars.
> > Sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.
> >
> > 19. Men are like..... Curling irons.
> > They're always hot, and they're always in your hair.
> >
> > 20. Men are like.....Lawn Mowers.
> > If you're not pushing one around, then you're riding it.
> >
> > 21. Men are like....Lava lamps.
> > Fun to look at, but not all that bright.
> >
> > 22. Men are like.....Mascara.
> > They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
> >
> > 23. Men are like.....Mini skirts.
> > If you're not careful, they'll creep up your legs.
> >
> > 24. Men are like.....Noodles.
> > They're always in hot water, they lack taste, and they need dough.
> >
> > 25. Men are like.....Parking spots.
> > The good ones are already taken and the ones that are left are
> > handicapped or extremely small.
> >
> > 26. Men are like.....Plungers.
> > They spend most of their lives in a hardware store or bathroom.
> >
> > 27. Men are like.....Placemats.
> > They only show up when there's food on the table.
> >
> > 28. Men are like ....Public toilets.
> > They are few good toilets, the rest are full of shit. -
none of the above
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Firstly,Originally posted by misslady:1. The nice men are ugly.
2. The handsome men are not nice.
3. The handsome and nice men are gay.
4. The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are
married.
5. The men who are not so handsome, but are
nice men, have no money.
6. The men who are not so handsome, but are
nice men with money think we are only after their
money.
7. The handsome men without money are after our
money.
8. The handsome men, who are not so nice and
somewhat heterosexual, don't think we are
beautiful enough.
9. The men who think we are beautiful, that are
heterosexual, somewhat nice and have money,
are cowards.
10.The men who are somewhat handsome,
somewhat nice and have some money and thank
God are heterosexual, are shy and NEVER MAKE
THE FIRST MOVE!!!!
11. The men who never make the first move,
automatically lose interest in us when we take the
initiative.
NOW, WHO CAN POSSIBLY UNDERSTAND
MEN???
Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like
grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep
them in the dark until they mature into something
you'd like to have dinner with.
the original author contradicted herself n-times
(e.g.: she said handsome men are not nice, so
how can there be "handsome and nice married
men"?) and is just bitter because she yearns for a
nice, good-looking man (because she goes for
appearance anyway, what difference does it make
if he is an ass? What matters is he looks good,
right?) and she is making excuses for herself for
not being able to find one; and this is the worst
way, ever, to pacify oneself.
Secondly, you cannot say "men are adjective here>" because all men are just different.
It is as good as saying "humans are smart" and
trying to pass that on as the truth. Imagine
saying "men are _____" -- you do know that you
are saying that more than 3 billion individuals share
some common trait, right? What are the chances,
seriously? Chances are you, and anyone who says
that "men/women are _____", are wrong. -
Men..........women just can't live without us, yet they find all reasons to complain. My wife complains everyday about something but we know that it's a woman thing.
Funny thread..... -
I am not handsome.
I have no money.
I am nice, if i want to be.
So, where does that put me?
Which girl would want me?
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"Women are like wine. They all start out fresh, fruity andOriginally posted by misslady:Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like
grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep
them in the dark until they mature into something
you'd like to have dinner with.
intoxicating to the mind and then turn full-bodied with age
until they go all sour and vinegary and give you a headache." -
ru steven lim?Originally posted by Devil1976:I'm close to no.3, except that i'm neither handsome nor nice....?
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Originally posted by SMAPLionHeart:About Me: Tall dark handsome is wat most people says about me. u be the judge. loves water sports alot and enjoy meeting new people.
Who I Want to Meet: everyone.
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*coughs coughs*
If you look like him, then come find us..
i'm not look like him, but he looks like me.. can i find you? -
Same here no.5 , don't be sad. In this world, nothing is perfect, accept they way you are, live on. We won't be without much money for the whole life.Originally posted by Lethargic@@:wow...sort of correct sia...
but i belong to no.5