Once in a long while there will come to pass A cranky old fart who has the wit and class Who stirs emotions and shove bombs up your ass Who excels in all fields both refined and crass
I couldn't care less what you think of me A sharp pain in your ass I will always be Perhaps a dose of laughter, a shining light Or I could be the poison to end your plight
No matter what I try to do my very best To ensure that I pass and you fail the test This place needs more luminaries like me To talk more c0ck and set things right.