Rec'd this in an email today :
> > >>> TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
> > >>> MARIA: Here it is.
> > >>> TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
> > >>> CLASS: Maria.
> > >>> __________________________________________
> > >>> TEACHER: Why are you late, Frank?
> > >>> FRANK: Because of the sign.
> > >>> TEACHER: What sign?
> > >>> FRANK: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
> > >>> _________________________________
> > >>> TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math
> > >>> multiplication
> > >>> on the floor?
> > >>> JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
> > >>> __________________________________________
> > >>> TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
> > >>> GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
> > >>> TEACHER: No, that's wrong
> > >>> GLENN: Maybe it s wrong, but you asked me how I spell
> > >>> it.
> > >>> _______________________________________________
> > >>> TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for
> > >>> water?
> > >>> DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
> > >>> TEACHER: What are you talking about?
> > >>> DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
> > >>> __________________________________
> > >>> TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have
> > >>> today
> > >>> that we didn't have ten years ago.
> > >>> WINNIE: Me!
> > >>> __________________________________________
> > >>> TEACHER: Goss, why do you always get so dirty?
> > >>> GOSS: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you
> > >>> are.
> > >>> _______________________________________
> > >>> TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
> > >>>
> > >>> MILLIE: I is...
> > >>> TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
> > >>> MILLIE: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the
> > >>> alphabet."
> > >>> _________________________________
> > >>> TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his
> > >>> father's cherry tree, but he even admitted it. Do
> > >>> you know why his father didn't punish him, Louie?
> > >>> LOUIS: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
> > >>> ______________________________________
> > >>> TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say
> > >>> prayers
> > >>> before eating?
> > >>> SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
> > >>>
> > >>> ______________________________
> > >>> TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is
> > >>> exactly the
> > >>> same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
> > >>> CLYDE: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
> > >>> ___________________________________
> > >>> TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps
> > >>> on
> > >>> talking when no one is interested in listening?
> > >>> HAROLD: A teacher.
> > >>>
> > >>>
i enjoyed these.. thanks for sharing. put a smikle on my face after a hard long day..
