JUST JOKING
GOD wants to test the reactions of some people. HE selects several countries and sends to their respective top corporation TWO cows each. Here are the results of the test.
USA
Fifty legislators and lawyers show their might,
Saying they will not give up without a fight,
And they work tirelessly throughout the night,
To draft a proposal they called Cow Rights.
ENGLAND
They want to prove that chivalry is not dead,
So they dress up the cows from tail to head,
Alas the union says a mistake has been made,
To advertise the workers for a companyÂ’s sake.
FRANCE
They look the cows all over and think them just fine,
To make various dishes and serve with wine,
Then they gather all the town folks to dine,
Bon apetit their laughter fill the river Seine.
CHINA
They already have many millions now,
So after getting the two big cows,
They really donÂ’t know how,
Finally they decide to make cow pow.
JAPAN
They torture the cows and give them hell,
Then they bow and pretend that all is well,
Many fear that one day history will tell,
No problem someone will convert it to his story that will sell.
SINGAPORE
Some clown gives the cows top management posts,
Thinking that they will give the world a good show,
But during meetings both do not like to be told,
And you often hear them “Cow beh and Cow boh”.
