she was no successful... Story of my bus trip...
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This morning was on the bus travelling to work, listening to my 91.3 and smsing the DJ.
I kaypoh...
I was sitting at the back of the bus where the seats are facing each other in a straight row.
The guys sat on one row. There was this angmoh who got on and sat at the last seat. Then this China prostitude came on board when the bus was travelling through Geylang. The row I was sitting was all empty except me.
Then she looked at the seat around me, decided to sit among the Men, right next to the ang moh. She set down, her legs open bigger than niagra falls. I took a glance at her. Wah pretty lah but so what. Still the same old stuck up China face with branded clothes paid by local men mah.
There was at first a big gap between her and the ang moh. Then she started to move towards the ang moh. Slowly but surely. Till she sat right next to him. Her legs still spread big big. Then the Ang moh could not take it. He quickly get up and run to sit beside me (I honest looking ba ... no lah, I was reading lah)... I was "HUH!?!?! WAHT happen man". Then look up and saw the Chink sitting next to the place the ang moh vacated... I don't want to draw attention to me cause these Chink really are quite b!tchy and can scold people upside down even when they are wrong.
Then later, both the ang moh and I cast her another glance before we got down. She look away so arrogant and angry. She turn her head away and put her nose in the air. I was really trying not to laugh...out loudly... So Comical ...
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so what's the moral of your story?Originally posted by mistyblue:This morning was on the bus travelling to work, listening to my 91.3 and smsing the DJ. I kaypoh...
I was sitting at the back of the bus where the seats are facing each other in a straight row.
The guys sat on one row. There was this angmoh who got on and sat at the last seat. Then this China prostitude came on board when the bus was travelling through Geylang. The row I was sitting was all empty except me.
Then she looked at the seat around me, decided to sit among the Men, right next to the ang moh. She set down, her legs open bigger than niagra falls. I took a glance at her. Wah pretty lah but so what. Still the same old stuck up China face with branded clothes paid by local men mah.
There was at first a big gap between her and the ang moh. Then she started to move towards the ang moh. Slowly but surely. Till she sat right next to him. Her legs still spread big big. Then the Ang moh could not take it. He quickly get up and run to sit beside me (I honest looking ba ... no lah, I was reading lah)... I was "HUH!?!?! WAHT happen man". Then look up and saw the Chink sitting next to the place the ang moh vacated... I don't want to draw attention to me cause these Chink really are quite b!tchy and can scold people upside down even when they are wrong.
Then later, both the ang moh and I cast her another glance before we got down. She look away so arrogant and angry. She turn her head away and put her nose in the air. I was really trying not to laugh...out loudly... So Comical ...
let me guess....
read a book while travelling ... -
Sorry, i'm feeling quite sleepy right now...so what a long story you have there
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Open leg big big to try to snare an ang mo won't work?Originally posted by dragg:so what's the moral of your story?
let me guess....
read a book while travelling ...
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ok...
good...
+1
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my mum also told me that these china girls wld try to hook men up on the bus, she saw with her own eyes when a china girl tried to chat up a local sporean man until he also scared, she did it by pretending to ask for directions and i think followed up by giving the guy her mobile number
the guy was so cheesed off and frightened...all these cheap china gal are terrible -
Moral of the story: If you want to seat the last seat, spread your legs
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Originally posted by Doulian:Moral of the story: If you want to seat the last seat, spread your legs
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moral of my story :
never miss a good show to brighten up your day !