She wants a ring - and I don't wanna change a thing.
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Soon, I will be going where many guys have gone before and suffered miserably..
Soon, I will be exposed to the horrors of the evil women's charter..
Soon, freedom as I know it will cease to exist..
My name is Yahoo and this is my bachelorhood obituary..
It all start out harmlessly when I met this gal at a party several years ago... The attraction was overwhelming, our dates were enjoyable, and the sex was breathtaking.. Things were going great until she wanted to meet my parents.. Initially, I manage to avoid this by changing the subject or giving excuses.. But after a year, I ran out of excuses and relented.. It turned out to be a grave mistake..
So I brought her to my parents place for dinner one evening.. She hit it off with my mother almost instantly, and both happily chatted away all night.. That long, dreadful night got worse when my mother insisted I bring my girlfriend over for more visits..
Soon came my mother's unbearable nagging and unsolicited advice from relatives to get married and settle down.. My girlfriend has also hinted marriage for months till she became so fed up with my dense and non-committal attitude, that she asked me directly when I will propose to her.. With all that pressure, it became impossible to delay the inevitable much longer..
Finally, I had to make the most difficult decision of my life.. I value my freedom just as much as my relationship with her.. After weeks of deliberation and dilemma, I left it to fate and tossed a coin.. Heads for marriage, tails for freedom.... That weekend, I proposed to her and sealed my fate forevermore..
To the beautiful gals I had dated before, I bid you adieu..
To the beautiful gals I have yet to date, hope I don't regret..
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This sounds like an attention seeking thread, but here goes...Originally posted by caramon:Soon, I will be going where many guys have gone before and suffered miserably..
Soon, I will be exposed to the horrors of the evil women's charter..
Soon, freedom as I know it will cease to exist..
My name is Yahoo and this is my bachelorhood obituary..
That weekend, I proposed to her and sealed my fate forevermore..
To the beautiful gals I had dated before, I bid you adieu..
To the beautiful gals I have yet to date, hope I don't regret..
Look at what you said, the words u used miserably, horrors, evil, cease to exist, obituary, sealed my fate, regret. Did you even stop to read your post before posting? If not please read through it again.
Have you used a single positive adjective to describe the coming marriage?
If you claim to value your r/s wif her so much(as much as ur freedom) why can't you see it from a slightly more positive light? Eg. getting to grow old with her, having her by your side more often, having kids, helping each other grow into better people etc.
Please don't be a knucklehead. You already know the answer to the question. -
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you're really turning gay???
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you are yahoo or caramon...Originally posted by caramon:Soon, I will be going where many guys have gone before and suffered miserably..
Soon, I will be exposed to the horrors of the evil women's charter..
Soon, freedom as I know it will cease to exist..
My name is Yahoo and this is my bachelorhood obituary..
you high on shrooms again rite???
halucinating again rite? -
Yes.. hope you like it..Originally posted by hyuuga neji:you are yahoo or caramon...
you high on shrooms again rite???
halucinating again rite?
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Yoz...
Congrats...spend more time on Ur wedding n dun spend too much time starting bo liao threads...lolx...
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U dug ur own grave.Originally posted by caramon:Soon, I will be going where many guys have gone before and suffered miserably..
Soon, I will be exposed to the horrors of the evil women's charter..
Soon, freedom as I know it will cease to exist..
My name is Yahoo and this is my bachelorhood obituary..
It all start out harmlessly when I met this gal at a party several years ago... The attraction was overwhelming, our dates were enjoyable, and the sex was breathtaking.. Things were going great until she wanted to meet my parents.. Initially, I manage to avoid this by changing the subject or giving excuses.. But after a year, I ran out of excuses and relented.. It turned out to be a grave mistake..
So I brought her to my parents place for dinner one evening.. She hit it off with my mother almost instantly, and both happily chatted away all night.. That long, dreadful night got worse when my mother insisted I bring my girlfriend over for more visits..
Soon came my mother's unbearable nagging and unsolicited advice from relatives to get married and settle down.. My girlfriend has also hinted marriage for months till she became so fed up with my dense and non-committal attitude, that she asked me directly when I will propose to her.. With all that pressure, it became impossible to delay the inevitable much longer..
Finally, I had to make the most difficult decision of my life.. I value my freedom just as much as my relationship with her.. After weeks of deliberation and dilemma, I left it to fate and tossed a coin.. Heads for marriage, tails for freedom.... That weekend, I proposed to her and sealed my fate forevermore..
To the beautiful gals I had dated before, I bid you adieu..
To the beautiful gals I have yet to date, hope I don't regret.. -
-1 for plagiarism.
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