joke to share....

• XsIcSiCsIcX

  27 Apr 05, 19:32

  One night after a date, a guy takes his girlfriend home. After kissing each
  other goodnight at the front door, the guy starts feeling a little horny. With
  an air of confidence, he leans with his hand against the wall and, smiling, he
  says to her:
  
  "Honey, would you give me a bl0w job?\"
  
  Horrified, she replies \"Are you mad? My parents will see us!\"
  
  "Oh come on! Who\'s gonna see us at this hour?\"
  
  "No, please. Can you imagine if we get caught
  
  "Oh come on! There\'s nobody around, they\'re all sleeping!\"
  
  "No way. It\'s just too risky!\"
  
  "Oh please, please, I love you so much?!?\"
  
  "No, no, and no. I love you too, but I just can\'t!\"
  
  "Oh yes you can. Please?\"
  
  "No, no. I just can\'t\"
  
  "I\'m begging you...\"
  
  Out of the blue, the light on the stairs goes on, and the girl\'s sister shows
  up in her pajamas, hair disheveled, and in a sleepy voice she says:
  
  "Dad says to go ahead and give him a bl0w job, or I can do it. Or if need be,
  Mom says she can come down herself and do it. But for G0d\'s sake tell him to
  take his hand off the intercom.\"
• Oyster Omelette

  27 Apr 05, 20:32

  Oh, I've heard before. And rumour it's from an advertisement too.
• ~Lyn~

  27 Apr 05, 20:35

  haahaa this is quite funny
• jasonbourne

  27 Apr 05, 20:42

  har har.
• Omega-broly

  27 Apr 05, 21:37

  Originally posted by Oyster Omelette:

  Oh, I've heard before. And rumour it's from an advertisement too.

  it is not rumoure, i saw it on an advertisment b4.there is still an ending for it,
  the ".....priceless" thing.
• Oyster Omelette

  27 Apr 05, 21:39

  Originally posted by Omega-broly:

  it is not rumoure, i saw it on an advertisment b4.there is still an ending for it,
  the ".....priceless" thing.

  ah, I see
• elindra

  27 Apr 05, 21:39

  It was a mastercard ad circulating on the internet way back
• bismarck

  27 Apr 05, 21:40

  Originally posted by elindra:

  It was a mastercard ad circulating on the internet way back

  it was a "Priceless" ad.
  
  
• CoolMyth

  27 Apr 05, 21:42

  wat's the moral of the ad....?
• forfun_cash

  27 Apr 05, 21:45

  Originally posted by CoolMyth:

  wat's the moral of the ad....?

  nv ask for blowjob again .
• starblue

  27 Apr 05, 21:58

  Originally posted by CoolMyth:

  wat's the moral of the ad....?

  dun have an intercom.
• Steph84

  27 Apr 05, 22:00

  Originally posted by CoolMyth:

  wat's the moral of the ad....?

  Price of Blowjob?
  
  Priceless
• XsIcSiCsIcX

  27 Apr 05, 22:08

  Originally posted by Steph84:
  
  
  Price of Blowjob?
  
  [b]Priceless[/b]

  
  
  totally
• CoolMyth

  27 Apr 05, 22:09

  Originally posted by Steph84:
  
  
  Price of Blowjob?
  
  [b]Priceless[/b]

  I see.....
• RaTtY81

  27 Apr 05, 22:14

  Originally posted by CoolMyth:

  wat's the moral of the ad....?

  wanna ask for blowjob dun hand itchy itchy put on wall...
• mujiland

  28 Apr 05, 03:11

  funny!
  
  
• Qo|phin

  28 Apr 05, 03:22

  Having an intercom asking for trouble
  
  +1...
• the.raven

  28 Apr 05, 03:35

  I saw the advertisement before, the guy's girlfriend's sister was so much prettier than the girlfriend!!! it would be better to have her give the blow job