> As tax time approaches we all need a little off color tax humor!
>
> The Internal Revenue Service sent an auditor to a synagogue. As the
auditor
> reviews all the paperwork, he turns to the Rabbi and says,
>
> "I noticed that you buy a lot of candles."
>
> "Yes, we do," responded the Rabbi.
>
> "Well, Rabbi, what do you do with the candle drippings?" He asked.
>
> "A good question," noted the Rabbi. "We actually save them up and when we
> have enough, we send them back to the candle maker and every now and then,
> they send us a free box of candles."
>
> "Oh," replied the auditor somewhat disappointed that his unusual question
> actually had a practical answer.
>
> "Rabbi, what about all these matzo purchases? What do you do with all the
> crumbs from the matzo?"
>
> "Ah, yes," replied the rabbi calmly. "We actually collect up all the
> crumbs from the matzo and when we have enough, we send them in a box back
> to the
> manufacturer and every now and then they send us a box of matzo balls."
>
> "Oh," replied the auditor, thinking hard how he could fluster the rabbi.
>
> "Well, Rabbi," he continued, "what do you do with all the foreskins from
> the circumcisions?"
>
> "Yes, here too, we do not waste." The rabbi answered. What we do is save
> up all the foreskins, and when we have enough we actually send them to
the
> Internal Revenue Service."
>
> "Internal Revenue?" questioned the auditor in disbelief.
>
> "Ah, yes," replied the Rabbi, "Internal Revenue. And about once a year,
> They send us a little prick like you."
>
>
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