Tell you a joke...
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Do you know that it's an offence to commit suicide in Singapore...
Who needs to commit suicide anyway...?? If you face enough of the sh|t and is casted out of the race, you'll just DIE... NATURALLY.... 
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cuz your body belongs to the state...if u commit suicide...u r stealing yourself from the state
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yes, it is a crime....and they will still hand cuffed the corpse...
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and still cane uOriginally posted by Mospeada:yes, it is a crime....and they will still hand cuffed the corpse... -
ho ho ho, so farni.
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
so funny man!!!! the biggest joke i had came across since birth!
wow! you are good! keep them coming you joker! -
hahahaha..
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they will cane the corpse de??
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yea they'll arrest your dead corpse and cane it after that. they feel it's a waste of life, but who cares, by the time you'd be dead anyhow...
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yea they'll arrest your dead corpse and cane it after that. they feel it's a waste of life, but who cares, by the time you'd be dead anyhow...
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yea they'll arrest your dead corpse and cane it after that. they feel it's a waste of life, but who cares, by the time you'd be dead anyhow...
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wats the point?Originally posted by tut4nkh4m3n:yea they'll arrest your dead corpse and cane it after that. they feel it's a waste of life, but who cares, by the time you'd be dead anyhow... -
maybe for the new caner to test his canning skills.Originally posted by shinta:wats the point?
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!Originally posted by shinta:wats the point?
this is sooooooo funny!!!! i cant believe im still laughing!!!
well... to humiliate you of course.
you live in singapore, use up their air and space then die just like that without contributing anything back to singapore. of course they wont let you off so easily. -
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ok i am laughing...
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yup..Originally posted by Devil1976:Do you know that it's an offence to commit suicide in Singapore... Who needs to commit suicide anyway...?? If you face enough of the sh|t and is casted out of the race, you'll just DIE... NATURALLY....
coz ur life is still consisted a life mah
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someone triple post sia...
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this is not a joke,they like to do bo liao thing
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best is to die in an "accident".
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it's trueOriginally posted by Devil1976:Do you know that it's an offence to commit suicide in Singapore.. -
only iceland legalise suicide, all those about whipping the corpse and other stuff are just myth only lah
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thought they will shut the corpse in a dark room and integorrate the corpse first?Originally posted by tut4nkh4m3n:yea they'll arrest your dead corpse and cane it after that. they feel it's a waste of life, but who cares, by the time you'd be dead anyhow...