Dear Singaporean,
I apologize on behalf of my great country for the shame that thousand and possibly millions of my Chinese country men has brought.. Yes, our breath stinks and our teeth are yellowish from neglect but please do not blame us for that..
We will never told that the tooth brush was for brushing the teeth and not brushing shoes which incidently we are very good at.. I do apologize to all Singaporeans for our boisterous and ill manner behaviours in public.. You see, my country men are all country folks and has never seen big city lights..
That also explains why we love the color of your money, as more often then not, what we hold are coins in our pockets.. Our women folks are the first to testify to that.. Thousand of years of rich history and cultures has not turn us to be well cultured and refined.. We had to resort to cheating to survive, please do not blame us..
To all your fellow Singapore who has gone to our great motherland and got cheated, I can only say sorry.. It is indeed true that we are a nation of cheats.. Now we have to send them out to the world and cheat every nations of their money so that they can help our own economy..
Our latest exports are the monks that do not accept anything less then $50.. I do understand what makes us china man so detestable to all.. But please forgive us for we are ignorant and ill educated..
