Send this to ur boss
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Hi Boss,
People who do lots of work...
make lots of mistakes
People who do less work...
make less mistakes
People who do no work...
make no mistakes
People who make no mistakes...
gets promoted
That's why I spend most of my time
sending e-mails & playing games at work
I need a promotion. -
how very ture. especially the part "the more u do the more mistakes u make" and "people who do no work make no mistakes".
it's happening in my department everyday.
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so good no need to work any more -
too bad my boss thinks otherwise....
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The problem is that I'm the boss.
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that is why i always tell my staff that i am very free one... dun do work one hahahha...and they agreed too.. coz they really see mi not doing anythings else accept for THINKING.. haha...
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this is a saying in my organisation...
strangely, the no.2 who does the least, earns the most (apart from the no.1)
and all he does is to attempt to tekan the more junior officers.. while he's a running dog incapable of the easiest task which the junior officers can do...
strange how things work out huh?Originally posted by Honeybunz:Hi Boss,
People who do lots of work...
make lots of mistakes
People who do less work...
make less mistakes
People who do no work...
make no mistakes
People who make no mistakes...
gets promoted
That's why I spend most of my time
sending e-mails & playing games at work
I need a promotion. -
Read...Originally posted by the Bear:this is a saying in my organisation...
strangely, the no.2 who does the least, earns the most (apart from the no.1)
and all he does is to attempt to tekan the more junior officers.. while he's a running dog incapable of the easiest task which the junior officers can do...
strange how things work out huh?
LIFE
IS
UNFAIR -
i know
but sometimes, karma will run over that dogma
hey.. ever read about the Blowback theory? what goes around, comes aroundOriginally posted by BITCHY_BITCH:Read...
LIFE
IS
UNFAIR -
maybe in next life lor?Originally posted by the Bear:hey.. ever read about the Blowback theory? what goes around, comes around -
nope.. this life...
sorta like the stupidity of the US in providing weapons for the Talaban to fight the Soviets end up coming back to haunt them...
or the support of the Shah of Iran ends up with the Ayatollah and a mess in which they are the great enemyOriginally posted by BITCHY_BITCH:maybe in next life lor? -
all this talk makes me sleepy...
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too bad i dont believe in karma.
my former boss who made myself and many others suffered is still enjoying herself!!
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is karma a person's name?Originally posted by dragg:too bad i dont believe in karma. -
what is wrong?Originally posted by BITCHY_BITCH:is karma a person's name?
karma is yinguobaoying. -
His/her sirname is ying guo?? What a strange sirname!Originally posted by dragg:what is wrong?
karma is yinguobaoying. -
Strong earthquake jolts Ecuador
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I always believe in Karma...
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What about getting a pay rise?
What to send to boss? -
This would be really funny if it weren't so true.
Those that are doing fuck-off benefit from the occasional mistake from those who are doing a lot more work. Management cannot remember how much work you are doing but will remember every single mistake you make. That's why the tai-chi masters get promoted. -
go fark yourself!!!Originally posted by BITCHY_BITCH:His/her sirname is ying guo?? What a strange sirname! -
so cute..Originally posted by BITCHY_BITCH:all this talk makes me sleepy... -
Good.. i hope i can just tell my boss now !!!
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This is something interesting...
We have all been to those meetings where someone wants more than 100%.Well here's how you do that. Here's how you can achieve 103%.
First of all, here's a little math that might prove helpful in the future. How does one achieve 100% in LIFE?
Begin by noting the following.
IF:
A = 1
B = 2
C = 3
D = 4
E = 5
F = 6
G = 7
H = 8
I = 9
J = 10
K = 11
L = 12
M = 13
N = 14
O = 15
P = 16
Q = 17
R = 18
S = 19
T = 20
U = 21
V = 22
W = 23
X = 24
Y = 25
Z = 26
Then:
H A R D W O R K = 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = Only 98%
Similarly,
K N O W L E D G E = 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = Only 96%
But interesting (and as you'd expect),
A T T I T U D E = 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100% ...
This is how you achieve 100% in LIFE.
But EVEN MORE IMPORTANT TO NOTE (or REALIZE), is
B U L L S H I T = 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
So now you know what all those high-priced consultants, upper management, and motivational speakers really mean when they want to exceed 100%! -
yah. bulls hit.