Funny incidents are weddings....
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Recently, I attended a wedding dinner. I was seated near the door.
When the dinner started, the MC announced the arrival of the couple "Let us welcome the Bride and the Groom". Everyone stood up and clapped. The door opened. The smoke was flowing from the dry ice onto the red carpet. Everybody was expecting the beautiful bride with her groom to walk in.
Just then, an auntie (who was late) walked in thru the door and asked my table "Excuse me. Where is Table 14?"
Any funny incidents you encountered at the wedding? Share share leh.
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the groom giving speech in english, chinese, teochew, cantonese.......
ahem, broken teochew and broken cantonese......
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Was it yesterday? My cousin's wedding was yesterday.
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Attended a friend's wedding a few years back.....
The groom was giving his speech, thanking the bride's parents, etc. He went "Thank you uncle and auntie, blah blah blah..."
Then the bride's father suddenly took the mic and said "I think you have to call me father now". -
Yupe. When the door opened, both bride and groom was walking so fast to the stage as if there is a tiger chasing them from behind......hahaha.
They reach the stage before the music finished playing.....even the waiter and waitresses were luffing......so u can imagine. -
Originally posted by Honeybunz:Recently, I attended a wedding dinner. I was seated near the door.
When the dinner started, the MC announced the arrival of the couple "Let us welcome the Bride and the Groom". Everyone stood up and clapped. The door opened. The smoke was flowing from the dry ice onto the red carpet. Everybody was expecting the beautiful bride with her groom to walk in.
Just then, an auntie (who was late) walked in thru the door and asked my table "Excuse me. Where is Table 14?"
Any funny incidents you encountered at the wedding? Share share leh. so late leh...still buey paisei. -
attending best friend's sister's wedding... they had flower decorations with candles in them (bad idea but we didn't care)
best friend abandoned main table and family to come drink heavily with us...
suddenly he said: hey.. look... i think the stupid flower arrangement will catch fire... and within 30 seconds, it did.. in a BIG way...
we were into our 8th drink of the night so we didn't care and just sat there laughing at it while the crew were trying their damnest to put it out... until one of them was brave and carried the burning mess outside..
our table was just laughing our heads off while the other tables were stunned into silence
but what the heck! we had the bride's brother on our side
we were untouchable at that time -
Originally posted by the Bear:attending best friend's sister's wedding... they had flower decorations with candles in them (bad idea but we didn't care)
best friend abandoned main table and family to come drink heavily with us...
suddenly he said: hey.. look... i think the stupid flower arrangement will catch fire... and within 30 seconds, it did.. in a BIG way...
we were into our 8th drink of the night so we didn't care and just sat there laughing at it while the crew were trying their damnest to put it out... until one of them was brave and carried the burning mess outside..
our table was just laughing our heads off while the other tables were stunned into silence
but what the heck! we had the bride's brother on our side
we were untouchable at that time -
whoa kaoz!!!Originally posted by Honeybunz:Recently, I attended a wedding dinner. I was seated near the door.
When the dinner started, the MC announced the arrival of the couple "Let us welcome the Bride and the Groom". Everyone stood up and clapped. The door opened. The smoke was flowing from the dry ice onto the red carpet. Everybody was expecting the beautiful bride with her groom to walk in.
Just then, an auntie (who was late) walked in thru the door and asked my table "Excuse me. Where is Table 14?"
Any funny incidents you encountered at the wedding? Share share leh. -
Is a reception table made of all guys weird? Esp if it was made up of mainly guests, not receptionists...
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used to work banquet...e table i was serving was the bridemaids n bestmen table...den all drink until seh seh...den overheard someone saying.."tonite we will go n nao dong fang n have an orgy!!!"
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that auntie stole all the limelight from the bride.Originally posted by Honeybunz:Recently, I attended a wedding dinner. I was seated near the door.
When the dinner started, the MC announced the arrival of the couple "Let us welcome the Bride and the Groom". Everyone stood up and clapped. The door opened. The smoke was flowing from the dry ice onto the red carpet. Everybody was expecting the beautiful bride with her groom to walk in.
Just then, an auntie (who was late) walked in thru the door and asked my table "Excuse me. Where is Table 14?"
Any funny incidents you encountered at the wedding? Share share leh. -
Auntie very de li hai.. applauds..Originally posted by Honeybunz:Recently, I attended a wedding dinner. I was seated near the door.
When the dinner started, the MC announced the arrival of the couple "Let us welcome the Bride and the Groom". Everyone stood up and clapped. The door opened. The smoke was flowing from the dry ice onto the red carpet. Everybody was expecting the beautiful bride with her groom to walk in.
Just then, an auntie (who was late) walked in thru the door and asked my table "Excuse me. Where is Table 14?"
Any funny incidents you encountered at the wedding? Share share leh. -
...Originally posted by kentheman:used to work banquet...e table i was serving was the bridemaids n bestmen table...den all drink until seh seh...den overheard someone saying.."tonite we will go n nao dong fang n have an orgy!!!"