WHY ‘STAR WARS’ IS BETTER THAN ‘TITANIC’
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This list is for all you pathetic geeks out there who need to convince their girlfriends (assuming you have one, of course)Â…
1. Come on, would you buy Titanic action figures?
2. ‘Titanic’ tries to be egalitarian by portraying poor people sympathetically. Star Wars is even more egalitarian – they promoted a sotong to Admiral.
3. Some more, the sotong manages not to lose his ship.
4. “King of the world?” That’s small potatoes to being Supreme Ruler of the Galactic Empire.
5. If Luke were handcuffed to a pipe below decks in a sinking ship, he would use the Force to get the key.
6. "I'd rather be his whore than your wife" just doesn't have the same impact as "I'd rather kiss a Wookie."
7. Rose has to tahan cold water to save her man. Leia has to tahan Jabba the Hutt.
8. Han Solo would have been able to avoid the iceberg.
9. If not, Yoda would have been able to lift the stupid ship out of the water, no problem.
10. Han Solo is frozen in carbonite and turned into an ornament. Leo just freezes and sinks.
11. In Star Wars, the vessels always have enough escape pods.
12. Iceberg big, meh? Now, the Death Star, thatÂ’s much more tua kee.
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Titanic's big, but it doesn't have hyperdrive.
Star Wars has WAY cooler action figure potential.
Yoda could use the Force to lift Titanic out of the water.
Leia is a princess, a senator, a freedom fighter, and Jedimaterial; Rose is just marriage bait.
Ewoks throw better parties than either first class or steerage.
When flying towards the Titanic, Wedge can't say "Look at the size of that thing!" and really mean it.
It would be much scarier to get chased around the boat by a raving madman with a lightsaber as opposed to a handgun.
Titanic is egalitarian by portraying poor people as sympathetic characters. Star Wars is egalitarian by promoting bug-eyedamphibians to Admiral.
Said bug-eyed amphibious Admiral manages NOT to lose his ship.
We know Cal is the bad guy because he sneers at the poor and treats his fiancee like property. We know Darth Vader is the bad guy because he strangles people and blows up planets for fun.
Yeah, Leo can dance, but can he fly an X-wing?
Rose braves icy water to rescue her man. Leia braves Jabba the Hutt.
Two words: John Williams.
There are always enough escape pods in Star Wars.
Do you know what the Empire does to self-proclaimed "kings of the world"?
If Luke were handcuffed to a pipe below decks in a sinking ship, he would use the Force to get the key.
"I'd rather be his whore than your wife" just doesn't have the same sting as "I'd rather kiss a Wookie."
Han is frozen in carbonite and turned into a wall ornament. Leo simply freezes.
We knew the boat was gonna sink. But who could've anticipated "Luke... I am your father"?
Han Solo would've missed the dang iceberg! -
But I am not a geek...
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One huge-ass reason to demolish all your weak-ass reasons.
1. Titanic made more money than Star Wars. -
U gt tt comparison wrong...the opp of huge isnt weak...dude...Originally posted by RETARDED_MORON:One huge-ass reason to demolish all your weak-ass reasons.
1. Titanic made more money than Star Wars. -
ya right.....even as you typed that George Lucas was sitting on his fat ass looking at piles of papers from toy manufactuers, game developers, etc who is asking him to grant them Star Wars liscence, and deciding which ones to sign.Originally posted by RETARDED_MORON:One huge-ass reason to demolish all your weak-ass reasons.
1. Titanic made more money than Star Wars. -
i dun mind leonardo dicaprio lifesizeOriginally posted by Hydro:1. Come on, would you buy Titanic action figures? -
Hello? We assume that it is excluding merchandise.Originally posted by the.raven:ya right.....even as you typed that George Lucas was sitting on his fat ass looking at piles of papers from toy manufactuers, game developers, etc who is asking him to grant them Star Wars liscence, and deciding which ones to sign. -
ummm but wasnt the first post mentioning action figures and Shit?Originally posted by RETARDED_MORON:Hello? We assume that it is excluding merchandise.