Threat of Zombies real?
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There has been a small outbreak of “zombism” in a small town near the border of Laos in North-Eastern Cambodia.
The culprit was discovered to be mosquitoes native to that region carrying a new strain of Malaria which thus far has a 100 percent mortality rate and kills victims in fewer than 2 days.
After death, this parasite is able to restart the heart of its victim for up to two hours after the initial demise of the person where the individual behaves in extremely violent ways from what is believed to be a combination of brain damage and a chemical released into blood during “resurrection.”
Cambodian officials say that the outbreak has been contained and the public has no need to worry.
General Ary Serey had this to say, "We have obtained samples of this new parasite and plan to learn how it starts the heart and other major organs of the deceased. We intend to use this to increase the quality of life for all."
US Secretary of State Condoleeza Rice opposed the plan saying that the Cambodian government holds a great biological weapon and should destroy it immediately. Cambodian officials have yet to comment.
A United Nations team will be dispatched to Cambodia to confirm the safety of biological research in Cambodia.
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Yea right, increase quality of life for all... next you'll be using combodians natives as test subjects, and we'll see zombies in war!
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no worries
paste the "fu" on their forehead can liao -
Eh... resident evil never teach them enough ar? Rid of it la...
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Where's the source from?
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You're calling a noob??!!? HisssssOriginally posted by alexkusu:
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me calling u noob is like calling kettle black...not u la..Originally posted by M©+square:You're calling a noob??!!? Hisssss -
Dawn of the Dead.
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Well i don't mind being called a noob. Never been called noob before.
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ok n00bz.Originally posted by M©+square:Well i don't mind being called a noob. Never been called noob before. -
Damn..still cant believe I chuckled at the thought of a FI lovin noob in my exam tis morning...wtf..
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Okies not too much of it though.Originally posted by ditzy:ok n00bz. -
this parasite is able to restart the heart of its victim for up to two hours after the initial demise of the person where the individual behaves in extremely violent ways from what is believed to be a combination of brain damage and a chemical released into blood during “resurrection.”
Mankind has just made the biggest scientific discovery in known history..immortality -
bs......
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call the nemesis
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If you notice properly, BBC posted this piece on their website on April 1.
The absence of coverage on this piece of news in other news networks is also something to think about.
Happy belated April Fools! -
BBC? Thread starter never use proper referencing again? Ban!
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Old?
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Still prefer Dawn of the Dead. Amazing twist at the end, hurhurhur, never saw it coming. Goes well with the slipknot end theme.
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Don't ban me!
I'm not a noob!!!
lolol!
http://65.127.124.62/south_asia/4483241.stm.htm
And yea, its from BBC... so?
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I like 'Night of the living deads.'
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are BBC the type to take part in jokes? Did CNN do anything similar as well?Originally posted by fudgester:If you notice properly, BBC posted this piece on their website on April 1.
The absence of coverage on this piece of news in other news networks is also something to think about.
Happy belated April Fools! -
they need boost their ratings mahOriginally posted by alexkusu:are BBC the type to take part in jokes? Did CNN do anything similar as well?
