Let me introduce myself
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I am 28 years old and according to all my ex-gfs I am like a knight riding in a white phony.. You see, to them I am the most handsome man in singapore, well I mean thats what your partner normally say to you.. isn't it?
You may not believe it, but in the 28 years of my life, I had 36 gfs before, some chio, some pretty and some extremely pretty.. Guess its my luck that all of them know how to cook and do housechores but at the sametime, held high position in their career too.. Yes, some guys had all the luck and it really happened to me.. hee..
"But if they are so good, why became your ex"?? you shouted..
You see, I dumped them because of differences in characters.. I know I know that line is often used by the ladies, but can the ladies let me use that line for once? because I, like you, had run out of ideas to dump a 'Nice' girl..
Yesterday, an extremely chio and pretty girl asked me out for a date.. at first, I rejected her because I was too tired after a hard day's work in my F&B business but she offered to come by my house and pick me up.. reluctuntly, I had no choice but to agree as she seems to be on the verge of crying out..
We went to a coffee house(kopitiam) and have our dinner.. we ordered a lot of food : prawns, crabs, toufu, belacan kang kong and white fragance rice.. when the food came, she offered to peel prawns for me.. I know a lot of guys was envy of me, by the look from our neighbours in the coffee house.. But I didn't feel a thing, as I am used to it.. I mean, all my ex-gfs did the same thing, some even fed me into my mouth..
The bill came and it was very cheap.. only $20++ Both of us were surprised as it was king prawns and sri lanka crabs that we ate.. The lady boss then came over and said that it was an overly, heavily subsidize because she found me very handsome.. of course I am flattered..
On the way home, jane (the very pretty girl) hint that she wants a relationship with me.. although I am single for a few months now, I enjoyed the solitude and quiet reflection being free from relationship has given me.. and I rejected her kind offer.. -
ok I believe you
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White phony.Originally posted by caramon.:I am 28 years old and according to all my ex-gfs I am like a knight riding in a white phony.. You see, to them I am the most handsome man in singapore, well I mean thats what your partner normally say to you.. isn't it?
You may not believe it, but in the 28 years of my life, I had 36 gfs before, some chio, some pretty and some extremely pretty.. Guess its my luck that all of them know how to cook and do housechores but at the sametime, held high position in their career too.. Yes, some guys had all the luck and it really happened to me.. hee..
"But if they are so good, why became your ex"?? you shouted..
You see, I dumped them because of differences in characters.. I know I know that line is often used by the ladies, but can the ladies let me use that line for once? because I, like you, had run out of ideas to dump a 'Nice' girl..
Yesterday, an extremely chio and pretty girl asked me out for a date.. at first, I rejected her because I was too tired after a hard day's work in my F&B business but she offered to come by my house and pick me up.. reluctuntly, I had no choice but to agree as she seems to be on the verge of crying out..
We went to a coffee house(kopitiam) and have our dinner.. we ordered a lot of food : prawns, crabs, toufu, belacan kang kong and white fragance rice.. when the food came, she offered to peel prawns for me.. I know a lot of guys was envy of me, by the look from our neighbours in the coffee house.. But I didn't feel a thing, as I am used to it.. I mean, all my ex-gfs did the same thing, some even fed me into my mouth..
The bill came and it was very cheap.. only $20++ Both of us were surprised as it was king prawns and sri lanka crabs that we ate.. The lady boss then came over and said that it was an overly, heavily subsidize because she found me very handsome.. of course I am flattered..
On the way home, jane (the very pretty girl) hint that she wants a relationship with me.. although I am single for a few months now, I enjoyed the solitude and quiet reflection being free from relationship has given me.. and I rejected her kind offer..
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what E introduction dthen
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high on shrooms again???
or is white phony a new kind of drug for you... -
Why got . behind?
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Why not?Originally posted by sbst275:Why got . behind?
He cannot grow a mole ah? -
OMG he is still on shrooms!!!
Did you consume speed and acid at the same time as well, Caramon?
Yeah, we don't know if you're white but everyone knows you're phoney -
Originally posted by elindra:OMG he is still on shrooms!!!
Did you consume speed and acid at the same time as well, Caramon?
Yeah, we don't know if you're white but everyone knows you're phoney -
jus the right time for daydreaming!
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i guess must be his old nick got ban and now got to use the new nickOriginally posted by sbst275:Why got . behind? -
i prefer old caramon leh ..... the story he write is shorter ... can let us +1
new caramon story too long ....... lazy to read ... make me lazy to +1Originally posted by caramon.:I am 28 years old and according to all my ex-gfs I am like a knight riding in a white phony.. You see, to them I am the most handsome man in singapore, well I mean thats what your partner normally say to you.. isn't it?
You may not believe it, but in the 28 years of my life, I had 36 gfs before, some chio, some pretty and some extremely pretty.. Guess its my luck that all of them know how to cook and do housechores but at the sametime, held high position in their career too.. Yes, some guys had all the luck and it really happened to me.. hee..
"But if they are so good, why became your ex"?? you shouted..
You see, I dumped them because of differences in characters.. I know I know that line is often used by the ladies, but can the ladies let me use that line for once? because I, like you, had run out of ideas to dump a 'Nice' girl..
Yesterday, an extremely chio and pretty girl asked me out for a date.. at first, I rejected her because I was too tired after a hard day's work in my F&B business but she offered to come by my house and pick me up.. reluctuntly, I had no choice but to agree as she seems to be on the verge of crying out..
We went to a coffee house(kopitiam) and have our dinner.. we ordered a lot of food : prawns, crabs, toufu, belacan kang kong and white fragance rice.. when the food came, she offered to peel prawns for me.. I know a lot of guys was envy of me, by the look from our neighbours in the coffee house.. But I didn't feel a thing, as I am used to it.. I mean, all my ex-gfs did the same thing, some even fed me into my mouth..
The bill came and it was very cheap.. only $20++ Both of us were surprised as it was king prawns and sri lanka crabs that we ate.. The lady boss then came over and said that it was an overly, heavily subsidize because she found me very handsome.. of course I am flattered..
On the way home, jane (the very pretty girl) hint that she wants a relationship with me.. although I am single for a few months now, I enjoyed the solitude and quiet reflection being free from relationship has given me.. and I rejected her kind offer.. -
i dun think he is on shrooms, more like pure heroine.
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Originally posted by meltz:i prefer old caramon leh ..... the story he write is shorter ... can let us +1
new caramon story too long ....... lazy to read ... make me lazy to +1
No matter hw short or long the story is...
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Don't think so. I think he is on a cocktail.Originally posted by Ito_^:i dun think he is on shrooms, more like pure heroine. -
phony?Originally posted by caramon.:I am 28 years old and according to all my ex-gfs I am like a knight riding in a white phony.. You see, to them I am the most handsome man in singapore, well I mean thats what your partner normally say to you.. isn't it?
You may not believe it, but in the 28 years of my life, I had 36 gfs before, some chio, some pretty and some extremely pretty.. Guess its my luck that all of them know how to cook and do housechores but at the sametime, held high position in their career too.. Yes, some guys had all the luck and it really happened to me.. hee..
"But if they are so good, why became your ex"?? you shouted..
You see, I dumped them because of differences in characters.. I know I know that line is often used by the ladies, but can the ladies let me use that line for once? because I, like you, had run out of ideas to dump a 'Nice' girl..
Yesterday, an extremely chio and pretty girl asked me out for a date.. at first, I rejected her because I was too tired after a hard day's work in my F&B business but she offered to come by my house and pick me up.. reluctuntly, I had no choice but to agree as she seems to be on the verge of crying out..
We went to a coffee house(kopitiam) and have our dinner.. we ordered a lot of food : prawns, crabs, toufu, belacan kang kong and white fragance rice.. when the food came, she offered to peel prawns for me.. I know a lot of guys was envy of me, by the look from our neighbours in the coffee house.. But I didn't feel a thing, as I am used to it.. I mean, all my ex-gfs did the same thing, some even fed me into my mouth..
The bill came and it was very cheap.. only $20++ Both of us were surprised as it was king prawns and sri lanka crabs that we ate.. The lady boss then came over and said that it was an overly, heavily subsidize because she found me very handsome.. of course I am flattered..
On the way home, jane (the very pretty girl) hint that she wants a relationship with me.. although I am single for a few months now, I enjoyed the solitude and quiet reflection being free from relationship has given me.. and I rejected her kind offer..
u meant pony right? but why is a 28 year old riding on a pony?
r u a midget? -
WHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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revenge of the caramon.ster
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28yr old? more like an 8yr old playing my little pony
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hmm...ur introducing urself by advertising hw many gfs u dumped? I dont think guys who had 'few' gfs in their life would do that. They would keep low profile
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i thought he said he will leave for good and never come back again. breaking a promise is a deadly sin u know.
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Advertisement gone the wrong way...Originally posted by alexkusu:hmm...ur introducing urself by advertising hw many gfs u dumped? I dont think guys who had 'few' gfs in their life would do that. They would keep low profile -
i should put it in my marketing exam..Why Recycled Products Fail..Originally posted by Simple_Bear:Advertisement gone the wrong way... -
u forgot to add... im a clone
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Ya lorOriginally posted by Gordonator:i thought he said he will leave for good and never come back again. breaking a promise is a deadly sin u know.
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