My guy friend got beaten up by his girlfriend.
-
Whack her upside down on the head with a metal saucepan.
-
Originally posted by Honeybunz:
My guy friend came to me and cry. He said he got beaten up by his girlfriend.
What happened? They had a quarrel over the phone. He slammed down the phone. Then the girl took a taxi and went to his place. She bang his door. He opened the door. Then the girl dashed in, beat him and kicked him.
He even lifted up his [b]shirt to show me the bruises and nail scratches that he got. He cried and cried. How to comfort him ah? Actually, I feel like telling him not to let his girlfriend know he's talking to me, or I will be the next one kenna whack jialat jialat by her.[/b]
-
you all remember about 8 yrs back when there's the show GU HUO ZHAI the show by EKIN, there were alot of ppl dressing up as ah bengs and joining gangs? hahaha
-
last time i got one fren who also like that . His gf will shout and beat him for nothing.. i guess that she is under stress or maybe got abit of depression
-
Lucky I no girlfriend
No girlfriend=no relationship problems
No relationship problems=Happy guy -
if i am not wrong the problem with retaliating is if you hurt the girl she report or you report police in the end theyw ill believe the girl(i guess its public perception) so in the end he lu gi i geuss best is to go to police bahOriginally posted by lckboy:nvr noe gal can be so violent ovr such small matter
ask him to learn martial art for self defence -
tell him to go cold storage buy a tub of haagen dazs ice cream...get something he knows his gf likes...
then when she comes over to his place to accept the ice-cream, have him hold her hand & tug her into his apartment...tell him to have his belt taken off & ready for action...
then when she least expects it...when she's really tucking into the ice-cream...tell him to whip out the belt & belt her round the head & torso...make sure he uses the metal part of the belt to whack her...black & blue...then kick her out of the flat & ask her to fu.ck off back to her place by taxi...
-
whoever marries you is super suayOriginally posted by mahai102:tell him to go cold storage buy a tub of haagen dazs ice cream...get something he knows his gf likes...
then when she comes over to his place to accept the ice-cream, have him hold her hand & tug her into his apartment...tell him to have his belt taken off & ready for action...
then when she least expects it...when she's really tucking into the ice-cream...tell him to whip out the belt & belt her round the head & torso...make sure he uses the metal part of the belt to whack her...black & blue...then kick her out of the flat & ask her to fu.ck off back to her place by taxi... 
-
whoever touches you needs a peni.s implant...Originally posted by SMAPLionHeart:whoever marries you is super suay -
Guys, live in fear, better buy metal plates now.
-
when she's about to hit u, get ur mobile phone and take shots of her in action!
-
I really pity your friend. I guess he must be very very tolerant towards his gf. Sigh ... ...
-
if only singapore could have licenses for possessing firearms.. blast her farking head to kingdom come.. self defence? is it not?
-
guy beat gal illegal; gal beat guy, laughable.