joke

• january

  16 Jun 05, 14:26

  a guy and girl creashed their wehicle head on
  they were perfectly fine and got out to examine their totally wrecked car.
  
  guy:"wow we are perfectly fine"
  
  girl:"yes! it must be fate that make us see one another lets be friends"
  
  guy"fine!"
  
  then the girl saw a wine in her car and it was not broken yet
  
  girl:"look the wine bottle is perfectly fine. let's drink it! come on. you drink half a bottle first"
  
  then the guy drinks the bottle
  
  guy:" nice! now you drink"
  
  girl:" well, no thanks, lets wait for the police."
  
• wh|te_@ng3|

  16 Jun 05, 14:37

  hehe very cunning indeed...
• f.1

  22 Jun 05, 16:33

  Recently, when I went to McDonald's I saw on the menu that you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets.
  
  I asked for a half dozen mcnuggets. We don't have half dozen nuggets," said the teenager at the counter. "You don't?" I replied. "We only have six, nine, or twelve, "was the reply.
  
  "So I can't order a half dozen nuggets, but I can order six? "That's right."
  
  So I shook my head and ordered six McNuggets.
  
• shinta

  22 Jun 05, 16:35

  Originally posted by f.1:

  Recently, when I went to McDonald's I saw on the menu that you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets.
  
  I asked for a half dozen mcnuggets. We don't have half dozen nuggets," said the teenager at the counter. "You don't?" I replied. "We only have six, nine, or twelve, "was the reply.
  
  "So I can't order a half dozen nuggets, but I can order six? "That's right."
  
  So I shook my head and ordered six McNuggets.