share some lame jokes leh

• crimson apple

  16 Jun 05, 17:35

  hey come share some qian bian jokes leh.....
  
  i have 1...
  
  wat insect can predict rain...
  
  Ans: housefly
  coz hokkien is hor xin( rain god)
• Ito_^

  16 Jun 05, 17:45

  old!!
• crimson apple

  16 Jun 05, 17:47

  then share ur new 1 lah....
  
  i nid new ones
• kentheman

  16 Jun 05, 17:47

  xiao bai plus xiao bai equal wat??
• crimson apple

  16 Jun 05, 17:49

  xiao bai tu lah
• crimson apple

  16 Jun 05, 17:51

  wat is the heaviest noodle in the world?
• crimson apple

  16 Jun 05, 17:52

  
  
  wanton mee
  
  then who is the heaviest man on earth?
• alexkusu

  16 Jun 05, 17:55

  there was this apple, and its crimson in colour. Its crimson apple!!!!
  
  hahaha...lame joke huh~
• crimson apple

  16 Jun 05, 17:59

  please tickle me..... i cant laugh.... just kidding
  
  k this 1:
  
  why did xiao ming throw his mama's butter down his 10th floor flat?
  
  btw, the heaviest man is the man who ate the wonton mee
• TwinTurbo_Supra

  16 Jun 05, 18:09

  Originally posted by crimson apple:

  btw, the heaviest man is the man who ate the wonton mee

  then who is the strongest man?
• crimson apple

  16 Jun 05, 18:10

  the man who serves the wanton mee....hehehe
  
  
• TuCkiE

  16 Jun 05, 18:10

  Originally posted by TwinTurbo_Supra:

  then who is the strongest man?

  wanton noodle seller.
• TuCkiE

  16 Jun 05, 18:10

  Originally posted by crimson apple:
  please tickle me..... i cant laugh.... just kidding
  
  k this 1:
  
  [b]why did xiao ming throw his mama's butter down his 10th floor flat?
  
  btw, the heaviest man is the man who ate the wonton mee[/b]

  Xiao Ming wants to see butter fly?(butterfly)
• crimson apple

  16 Jun 05, 18:17

  smart.....
  
  come, come and share
• morbid

  16 Jun 05, 22:25

  1)what is the shortest song in the world?
  2)what is the longest song in the world?
• DriftingGuy

  16 Jun 05, 22:32

  
  Which celebrity always comb centre-parting one?
• shade343

  16 Jun 05, 22:34

  Why was the bee hoon angry with the fish?
• StarPuppy

  16 Jun 05, 22:42

  Originally posted by DriftingGuy:

  Which celebrity always comb centre-parting one?

  wu zhong sian
• DriftingGuy

  16 Jun 05, 22:48

  Originally posted by StarPuppy:

  wu zhong sian

  This one too easy...
  
  Heres one for the oldies..
  
  Which chinese celeb(older ones) are very conscious about saving electricity?
• hisoka

  16 Jun 05, 22:56

  Originally posted by StarPuppy:

  wu zhong sian

  wrong he is no centre parting one
• aCid_rAIn

  17 Jun 05, 00:16

  Originally posted by DriftingGuy:

  This one too easy...
  
  Heres one for the oldies..
  
  Which chinese celeb(older ones) are very conscious about saving electricity?

  Lydia sum!!! haha her chinese name is shen3 dian4 xia2 (Save-electricity hero)
• FadeToBlack

  17 Jun 05, 00:18

  Originally posted by aCid_rAIn:

  Lydia sum!!! haha her chinese name is shen3 dian4 xia2 (Save-electricity hero)

  wahahaha!!!! i nv knew that... kew!!!
• thelesis

  17 Jun 05, 00:28

  hahahaha.. more more jokes le
• ubermagicseller

  17 Jun 05, 00:41

  Which country will be sinking soon?
• Kenneth Tan Jian Wei

  17 Jun 05, 00:43

  Originally posted by ubermagicseller:

  Which country will be sinking soon?

  Sinkapore.