Flying Roach landed on my keyboard...

• RETARDED_MORON

  19 Jun 05, 13:26

  Good job. Now wash your keyboard with turpentine. Don't wanna risk getting plague, do you?
• browniebaobao

  19 Jun 05, 13:40

  Originally posted by Ferret:

  I think I am a wuss. I am so scared of the damn thing that I am crying now. >_<'

  
  I got more scared of roaches after I stepped on one without knowing. Yes, I heard the crunch sound. I was standing by the window, and this stupid cockroach came under my feet and that's it, I stepped on it and it died, stained my foot with the black blood. My first reaction was to cry. That was what happened that made me feel so scared of cockroaches, maybe bcos of guilt. Gee...
• dragg

  19 Jun 05, 13:45

  i am extremely afraid of those that flies. no sense of direction. many a times it flies directly towards you.
  
  
• Ferret

  20 Jun 05, 02:26

  Originally posted by the Bear:

  ahh.. that's good to hear
  
  read cammy's post about lizards...
  
  i figure ladies seem to be afraid of one, the other, or both... and i've resigned myself to protecting any future Mrs Bear from the evils of roaches or geckos
  
  

  Well, a guy's also afraid of thing or another.
  
  Anyway I got freaked out because there is this nagging feeling that it was aiming to land of me instead of my keyboard. But due to misdirection it landed there instead. AM I paranoid ? Maybe. But then again you havent seen the roaches that seemingly went for me instead of anyone else.
  
  I call this the Roach Conspiracy.
• Ferret

  20 Jun 05, 02:30

  Originally posted by browniebaobao:

  
  I got more scared of roaches after I stepped on one without knowing. Yes, I heard the crunch sound. I was standing by the window, and this stupid cockroach came under my feet and that's it, I stepped on it and it died, stained my foot with the black blood. My first reaction was to cry. That was what happened that made me feel so scared of cockroaches, maybe bcos of guilt. Gee...

  I guess I cried cos the damn thing wont die.
  
  I smashed it a couple of times, hit it with the edge violently, pressed against its head and GUESS WHAT ? Its still twitching. Kinda like a nightmare from hell. >_<'
• rainee

  20 Jun 05, 02:33

  Originally posted by Ferret:

  I guess I cried cos the damn thing wont die.
  
  I smashed it a couple of times, hit it with the edge violently, pressed against its head and GUESS WHAT ? Its still twitching. Kinda like a nightmare from hell. >_<'

  my case worse leh...came when I was sleeping some more...want to hit also no energy to hit cos too tired
• hisoka

  20 Jun 05, 02:36

  Originally posted by Ferret:

  I guess I cried cos the damn thing wont die.
  
  I smashed it a couple of times, hit it with the edge violently, pressed against its head and GUESS WHAT ? Its still twitching. Kinda like a nightmare from hell. >_<'

  a roach can live like 20+ days without a head and it dies due to lack of food nto injuries minds you
  
  anyway yeah a newspaper is the best way, violence all the way
  
  or if you wanna torture it then use a plastic bag over you hand and catch the roach then invert the bag and seal it. you can now do what you like with it from letting it suffocate to letting it die of hunger to cooking it
• iwillsurvive

  20 Jun 05, 02:36

  let me tell u what i did at chalet.
  
  me and my friends tried to throw stones at it. thenkeeep missing. the i dulan agar agar throw. then BOM KENA. then he lying on the floor half dead.
  
  then we take lighter from BBQ and deodrant and MAKE FLAME THROWER LOL ROASTED ROACH lol it was hillarious
• Ferret

  20 Jun 05, 02:42

  Originally posted by rainee:

  my case worse leh...came when I was sleeping some more...want to hit also no energy to hit cos too tired

  I woke up with a lobster before >_<'
  
  My brother's pet got lost. And it was right next to my face. i thought it was a tarantula at first >_<'
  
  But I was ok with it. With a roach, its like.....100 times worse !
  
  
• Ferret

  20 Jun 05, 02:47

  Originally posted by hisoka:

  a roach can live like 20+ days without a head and it dies due to lack of food nto injuries minds you
  
  anyway yeah a newspaper is the best way, violence all the way
  
  or if you wanna torture it then use a plastic bag over you hand and catch the roach then invert the bag and seal it. you can now do what you like with it from letting it suffocate to letting it die of hunger to cooking it

  I cannot TOUCH it. >_<' To feel it squirming in my hands....
• the Bear

  20 Jun 05, 02:48

  someone i knew is petrified of roaches.. would shriek and panic if she spots one..
  
  well, she has this theory that roaches can sense who is afraid and home in on their victim
  
  so... be brave! you were last night!
  
  

  Originally posted by Ferret:

  Well, a guy's also afraid of thing or another.
  
  Anyway I got freaked out because there is this nagging feeling that it was aiming to land of me instead of my keyboard. But due to misdirection it landed there instead. AM I paranoid ? Maybe. But then again you havent seen the roaches that seemingly went for me instead of anyone else.
  
  I call this the Roach Conspiracy.

• Ferret

  20 Jun 05, 02:51

  Originally posted by the Bear:

  someone i knew is petrified of roaches.. would shriek and panic if she spots one..
  
  well, she has this theory that roaches can sense who is afraid and home in on their victim
  
  so... be brave! you were last night!
  
  

  Anyway I left the roach lying there on the floor. While it's still alive. And twitching. And you know what ?
  
  JUSTICE IS DONE.
  
  For scaring the heck outta me, the roach was soon swamped with ants ! They are probably chewing, chewing, chewing the roach while its still alive.
  
  WAHAHHAHAHhahahHAHAHHAHAHAHhHAHHAHAAHAHHAhahAHAhAHHAhahaa !
  
  
• rainee

  20 Jun 05, 02:52

  Originally posted by Ferret:

  I woke up with a lobster before >_<'
  
  My brother's pet got lost. And it was right next to my face. i thought it was a tarantula at first >_<'
  
  But I was ok with it. With a roach, its like.....100 times worse !
  
  

  Like I said before, my friend has a roach crawling on her cheek when she was sleeping She woke up and realize it was a roach because of the prickling sensation on her skin...and yea, because of the smell
• the Bear

  20 Jun 05, 02:52

  well, you were brave last night
  
  and guess what? i'm glad you got your famous laugh back!
  
  

  Originally posted by Ferret:

  Anyway I left the roach lying there on the floor. While it's still alive. And twitching. And you know what ?
  
  JUSTICE IS DONE.
  
  For scaring the heck outta me, the roach was soon swamped with ants ! They are probably chewing, chewing, chewing the roach while its still alive.
  
  WAHAHHAHAHhahahHAHAHHAHAHAHhHAHHAHAAHAHHAhahAHAhAHHAhahaa !
  
  

• Ferret

  20 Jun 05, 03:01

  Originally posted by rainee:

  Like I said before, my friend has a roach crawling on her cheek when she was sleeping She woke up and realize it was a roach because of the prickling sensation on her skin...and yea, because of the smell

  Scary. If It was me, I would be frozen with fright and let the stupid roach do whatever it wants with me >_<'
  
  I cant believe there would be roaches in the world. They should be gone since the last extinction.
• Ferret

  20 Jun 05, 03:03

  Originally posted by the Bear:

  well, you were brave last night
  
  and guess what? i'm glad you got your famous laugh back!
  
  

  Desperate people are brave
  
  And uh yeah. The laugh is back.
• rainee

  20 Jun 05, 03:03

  Originally posted by Ferret:

  Scary. If It was me, I would be frozen with fright and let the stupid roach do whatever it wants with me >_<'
  
  I cant believe there would be roaches in the world. They should be gone since the last extinction.

  She didn't do anything much actually...just screamed and we got it for her Lucky that we all stay in the same room that time...
  
  Yea, I hate roaches too
• Ferret

  20 Jun 05, 03:04

  Originally posted by rainee:

  She didn't do anything much actually...just screamed and we got it for her Lucky that we all stay in the same room that time...
  
  Yea, I hate roaches too

  Well this time I have no knight in shining armour to rescue this damsel in distress >_<'
  
  Poor me.
• rainee

  20 Jun 05, 03:06

  Originally posted by Ferret:

  Well this time I have no knight in shining armour to rescue this damsel in distress >_<'
  
  Poor me.

  Wahhaha...we are all no knights, we are all damnsels as well
• the Bear

  20 Jun 05, 03:08

  courage is courage
  
  hey.. if you wanna, let's talk about this over a few brewskis on saturday at the pub?
  
  

  Originally posted by Ferret:

  Desperate people are brave
  
  And uh yeah. The laugh is back.

• Ferret

  20 Jun 05, 03:10

  Originally posted by rainee:

  Wahhaha...we are all no knights, we are all damnsels as well

  Hmmm. Well. A knight doesnt have to be male
• the Bear

  20 Jun 05, 03:14

  what about an ursine one?
  
  

  Originally posted by Ferret:

  Hmmm. Well. A knight doesnt have to be male

• Ferret

  20 Jun 05, 03:19

  Originally posted by the Bear:

  courage is courage
  
  hey.. if you wanna, let's talk about this over a few brewskis on saturday at the pub?
  
  

  We'll see abt that
• the Bear

  20 Jun 05, 03:21

  /waits with bated breath again
  
  

  Originally posted by Ferret:

  We'll see abt that

• Ferret

  20 Jun 05, 03:31

  Originally posted by the Bear:

  /waits with bated breath again
  
  

  LOL. Dont have to remind me again lah. I know I forgot to call last time >_<'
  
  You really bear grudges