Originally posted by the.raven:
ya, there was once I went to Mars to do some research with particle accelerators. the cyclotron shoot out muons onto the electromagnetic zero energy field and created a gravity warp which resulted in a portal being opened into hell. SUddenly this huge demon stepped out!!! it was 15 feet tall and was extremely muscular, and it said to me in French "Je suis desole, je parle Francais, comment ca va?" and I had to use my soul cube on it, it was really scary.
and do you know why Gordon Freeman, the famous physicist, quit his job? because there was once he went to work, and a lot of demons teleported into his work place.
Speaking of which, I also remembered there was a teleportation project on the moons of mars which open a portal into hell too! Then some marine came along and started shooting all the demons that came out of it. He carried some amazing arsenal like the shot gun, machine gun, rocket launcher, plasma cannon and the ulitmate BFG 2000.
