u sure OFF got no pay? Thought OFF is unrecorded????Originally posted by Xcert:if U are on LEAVE,yes.OFF then no.
Maybe I remembered wrongly...I ORD long time ago.Originally posted by memorieschc:Off, no? Not the case when I'm in NS. Leave or off, all got allowance (pay).
No problem. Pple forgets.Originally posted by Xcert:Maybe I remembered wrongly...I ORD long time ago.![]()
for your case, depend on your camp NSF clerk. if he not happy with you, he have the right to ask you to report MO.Originally posted by Nikar:Thanks a lot, guys!
1 more question....
Suppose that I wanna buy MCs so that I can don't need to report to camp. Does anyone know of any way to do this?
Should I go to my family doctor(the one I see whenever I'm really sick) or a polyclinic?
Also, I heard people say that the easiest way is to say you've severe stomache and dizzy spells.
But what if the doctor suspects and asks you to lie down and do all kinds of medical investigations on you, and even give you instant pills to eat(on the spot) and they tell you to come back in 30 mins time etc.?
Anyone got any "sure-win" technique?
Thanks!
SHHHH...Quiet quiet,,Dont let them hear it....Tell me shh...got lobang....shh....Can keng next time together, ok??...shhshhhsss........Originally posted by Nikar:Thanks a lot, guys!
1 more question....
Suppose that I wanna buy MCs so that I can don't need to report to camp. Does anyone know of any way to do this?
Should I go to my family doctor(the one I see whenever I'm really sick) or a polyclinic?
Also, I heard people say that the easiest way is to say you've severe stomache and dizzy spells.
But what if the doctor suspects and asks you to lie down and do all kinds of medical investigations on you, and even give you instant pills to eat(on the spot) and they tell you to come back in 30 mins time etc.?
Anyone got any "sure-win" technique?
Thanks!
You sure you are in right forum?Originally posted by Harris_JeyaRaj:I am your OC here...Wake up yur idea Nikar...Report to my office on the day u report back to camp..Your leave had been cancelled cos...I am going to charge u!!!!
CHARGE!!!!!! *turns to unit clerk, and asks him to prepare the charge form*...Originally posted by Nikar:Actually, my question was how to bluff my way through the doctor so that he can give me an MC without much questions asked.(like what kind of sickness to say etc.)
Com'on!
hoi , you belong to which country army 1..?Originally posted by Harris_JeyaRaj:CHARGE!!!!!! *turns to unit clerk, and asks him to prepare the charge form*...
CHARGE!!!!!! *turns to unit clerk, and asks him to prepare the charge form*...U seem to be someone still serving your NS, while you father here is going to be out in 1 months time.
U wanna know when i ORD? way before u even entered BMT...Dont teach yr father how to F@#k........Originally posted by Nikar:U seem to be someone still serving your NS, while you father here is going to be out in 1 months time.
Anyway, I strongly believe that all us NSF's duty is not to serve the army, but to keng whenever we can. That's our personal mission.
Anyway, you still "xin-jiao" lah. Wait a few more months(like 1 year) and when you become lao-jiao, you can slack all day long and drink coffee with your company 2IC or PC.
x20Originally posted by Harris_JeyaRaj:U wanna know when i ORD? way before u even entered BMT...Dont teach yr father how to F@#k........
U wanna know when i ORD? way before u even entered BMT...Dont teach yr father how to F@#k.......Hmmm.....if that's the case, why you sound like an angry teen, like those discontented recruits and young SG boys before they enter and during BMT/Army life?
Originally posted by Nikar:u sound more like one a22hole....ask how to keng, like a fresh recruit just in BMT getting all the sh^t.....the pot calling the kettle black,,,
[b]From Harris Yulin:
Hmmm.....if that's the case, why you sound like an angry teen, like those discontented recruits and young SG boys before they enter and during BMT/Army life?
Try not to console yourself....SG army already shorten the conscription time for you by 2 - 6 months, depending on your birth date.
Not satisfied ah, Harris Yulin?
You K*NBCCB lah, you.[/b]
u sound more like one a22hole....ask how to keng, like a fresh recruit just in BMT getting all the sh^t.....the pot calling the kettle black,,,Nah! Your father here still got 3.5 more weeks of leave in army. After that, I'll be directly out already. ROD, not ORD.
Unlike u i was a high flyer in NS...had both years marksmanship , IPPt silvers plus SOC passes....Yes, yes. So you were....
Get some ice on yr fingers, after your 1st sentence i didnt bother reading the rest....For all i know it is bullsh^tOriginally posted by Nikar:Yes, yes. So you were....
1) given the Best Recruit Award 2005(you just entered army a few months ago, right?)
2) just passed your first range and aced it with Marksmanship and the fcuking badge to pin on your arm, right?
3) given a notification by your OC that you'll be promoted to Private First Class next week?
4) nominated for SISPEC, OCS and School of Commandos but you refused them, cos' you think the US Delta Force and the UK Royal Air Service is more suitable for your superhuman physical ability, right?
5) given a gold in your IPPT and the fcuking badge to pin on your arm as well?
Pal....I heard in your recent thread that you complain about SG girls, eh? Com'on lah, brothar! In Asia, you cannot find any cuter girls than the girls here. Wake up your idea, leh!
Also, what's this thing about your Auzzie wife? Don't surf Australian porn sites and fantasize lah. The US ones better. Japanese ones also quite cute.
I know NS life is tough, but try to learn something from it. Reality is reality; you can migrate to your dream country Australia only if you give up your SG citizenship. On the other hand, Australia must be willing to accept you first, or else you'll be declared an alien in addition to the numerous AWOL charges.
When that happens, who will defend you in the Kranji Martial Court? No lawyers leh, Brothar! Only 1 SAF Captain or Lieutenant will be your Defending party.
Go Detention Barracks no curry chicken or Nasi Bryani one loh. U think what, like Tekong ah?
I advise you, Harris Yulin....try to see the world in a better light and stop complaning. Real men don't do this lah, please. When I say "real men", it means those guys who can impress girls with every thing they do. Got style one.
For real men, if they're in your case, they :
1) Kill, kill and kill. Nature of the Beast and animal instinct wah. Get in touch with your true nature loh, please. You got M16 rifle or not? Get the leader first, then the followers. Or you can use bayonet also can. Got play Ninja Gaiden or not? Or maybe use your bare hands to tear and rip loh.
Got play SNK's King of Fighters or not?
2) Stop whining like a cute puppy pup and make the best of things. Angry at SG so what? You know how to angry, I dunno meh? SG already a nice country already. Got some quirks here and there but very nice overall.
Listen....I was like you once. How old you this year? Just enter NS right? U got out from JC or what? 17 years at the most loh!
Last time I also curse and swear at SG's army and govt, but now look.
They don't touch me, I buy candy for them.
They touch me, I said cool down and treat them to McDonald's. Everybody be friends loh! WHY angry and want to hate for ***K?
Eh also, Harris Yulin......don't make us SG guys lose face leh!
If you complain so much, then your virtual/make-believe Auzzie wife will think that all SG guys like that also leh. Please lah hor, Brothar!
Also......why you so angry and unhappy all the time? Go Hong Lim Part and voice out your anger lah!
Scared the police will come if you say the wrong things ah?
Then get angry lah! Get angry, angrier and angriest! You will become the Hulk!
In the movie, that guy managed to transformed into the Hulk when he gets angry right?
Com'on lah, don't be shy. U Hulk, I Spiderman loh.
We can make movie together and make SG proud what.
Spiderman 3 : Hulk's Fury or maybe, Spiderman 3 : Clash of Heroes
Nice or not, Luzar?