Steven Lim part 2 @ Superstar
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too gross , be mindful that now its dinner time -
His annoying blog once again...
I just read a terrible news a few days ago and the news keep me following up. A female severed naked Chinese National's body was found. Body parts were thrown at different areas. With the efficiency of the police force, the body was identified and the suspect was caught just within 10 hrs. The intriguing part is that it was her supervisor in a factory where she worked as an operator. Girl was 22, n the guy is 50. He is married n it is a hearsay that they are together. She was perhaps murdered n chopped to 7 pieces. Clean dedicated chops of a like-wise butcher left no blood on the body parts. Wat said above does not really excite me, wat caught me is the man was a very loving husband, father whom everyone respects?! Can you believe it? A responsible father gone a strayed with another woman, and killed her. I cannot believe it too. His wife also cannot believe it, keeps crying and crying. Really poor thing.. Pls dun be too sad already, Madam. (Steven thoughtfully offered her two pieces of Watson's tissue. One for her red teary eyes, another for her red nose ) She trusted him so much. The point is human sux.. Humans are greedy in a way. One is always not enuff n prone to controlled by greed, lust and emotion. Remember the time you still want one more scoop of ice-cream? Tat is greed!!!!! You have sinned!! You sux! My male friend lost his fiancée for 7 years to a total stranger just like that.. The thought of getting married frightens me. Now you know why I m still an eligible bachelor. Ask yourself this question for those who are attached or married. "Have you given your partner 100% of devotion?" Meaning for eg., you got one bed at home. One day, you went to a furniture shop, and saw a new bed. It seems very comfortable, and you think," hmm...how will it feels if I slept on it for a while?" You see, the thought already jeopardize the fate of your bed at home. 100% devotion? Steven shakes his head sadly. An evil thought already dismissed the 100. Sometimes, I think to myself. A girl will be so lucky if she is my girlfriend. I m pure, angelic n will stay 100% devoted to my gf. I wun even look at another other girls beside her. Hard to get - True hunk + 100% devotion = Steven Lim
1. wt.f mr steven lim , you want fame and glory, isn't that worser?
2. many times i have walked pass CK tang and caught you looking at other girls -
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Recently, I read about an article about better looks linking to better future. After reading the interesting article, I pondered to myself. Does looks really matter so much? Firstly, I cannot deny is when looking for a girlfriend, I tend to go for looks first. She needs not be as pretty as Japanese Actress Sora Aoi, but must be at least somewhere near her range[/color]. N i m not talking about a pretty face only.. Figure must be good too.. then complement with her jovial n spirited nature.. u may be lucky to get 8/10 points girlfriend. But tell me, how many times we can be so lucky to get a babe as girlfriend, answers is yes u can....wait long long... From my records, it is really a mixture of either good character or just plain good lookers. You cannot have your cake and eat it too...sigh...Some of them were super ultra good figure but they will look good if their faces were covered.. Till now, I m still trying to find a place on her face I can really flatter. But i failed!!!! When they asked me," Darling, which part of my face do u like best?" I will try to divert attention,"Wow! Nice hairclip!" or "er..er..er....I like your.. er...." Then, cold sweats breaks out... Then, she will be angry if there is no answer... sigh...being a nice boyfriend is tough nowadays.. My country's Prime Minister, Mr. Lee Hsien Loong for example is a very handsome and charming guy. Seldom u see a guy still remain so powerful at 50 years old. Plus Plus is he speaks well too. When he speaks, people lights up and listen. He is definitely a chip off the old block from Singapore's Father, Mr. Lee Kuan Yew which built Modern Singapore. I really cannot imagine a nation's head who speak well but look hideous! It is useless! Even our previous Prime Minister, Mr. Goh Chok Tong looks cute with his spects. I can even make a oath that someone even call him sexy during one National Day Rally Speech.. That one....er.....really no comments... Bottom line, looks n quality are really important. You can never lose any of these....Phew..! .Luckily, God had been very kind to me. I have good looks + talents! hee......... = P
1. look at your own face first
2. as if you got a nice face..if you were to ask the girl the same question , i bet she would be stumped.
3. good liar ^.^
4. Misleading the public once again..
5. Don't bring religion into your blasphemy...
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You may not believe it, my friend...I have many girlfriends before. Too many before n some relationships too short and too unmemorable, that I lost count of the exact number. But it will still range between 13 to 15. Wow right when you know that i even have to use my toes to count?? I sometimes also ask myself what have I achieve from each relationship. Me becoming a better lover or listener..? Ok Ok..i admit it...I do look gay...but I am 100% as straight as an arrow. My character is even tougher..I m a very competitive person. As I said just now, 13 -15 relationships right? 5 of them are really serious with the longest being 2 yrs.. The rest of the girls some of them virtually throw themselves to me.. Eg. First date.. The 16 years old cute girl was really acting weird, pulling my bag's straps wherever I go, n getting really close to me, like those adorable puppies you see in pet's shop wanting your love n attention. Well, I am of cos a person full of love. Some of them r fat, some thin, tall, well endowed.. Some relationships are like plain water with extreme quiet girls, some of them r like red hot chilli pepper. My observation is humans acted differently under influence of basic instinct. Girls r also human. When they are really thirsty, they simply want it. No matter how beautiful n how pure a girl appears to be, she lost it behind closed doors. Little kids are real, they dig their nose infront of people..Do you still tell people now when was your last time u dig it? We r masked. sigh... Sometimes when u r doing nothing, the images of the 5 exes will pop up one by one..Wat r they doing now? Hope that their current bfs treat them right..wish them happiness.Wat if we are still together?..If you are in a relationship right now, is it wrong or right to still miss them again? The times I spent with each and everyone of them in my favorite Suntec shopping mall..Hugging them tightly n doing French kisses. I started from complete kiss idiot to supreme Jedi Master.. My cupboard was filled with plentiful of self-made love cards and poems...All I know was once love and dedications to Mr. Steven Lim..
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lolz....
thou shall not judge.
let him be ba.... with jokers ard, life will be more lively
just read another article on BBC
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/4618227.stm
fame and glory, definitely change someone
fame and glory turned her into a Biatch
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Saturday, July 03, 2004
The SUPERHERO..
Let's get into serious business..
I was checking my e-mail a few minutes ago when I discovered something REALLY interesting with one of my mails. I read it and felt .... I'll tell you at the very end of the entry.
I've come across ANOTHER SUPERHERO! How astounding is that? He's our VERY own SINGAPORE SUPERHERO!
Acknowledge him or not? - It's totally up to you. *Grins*
Let me tell you more about him...
He's 28 this year - too old to be a SUPERHERO, don't you think so?
He's height 1.80M. Pretty tall huh? i'm just 1.73M. DAMN IT! He's weight, 78KG.
He likes to play basketball with small kids. Hey, you're a big-bully! He always pushed them down if they tried to get into his way.
He likes to sing; it's his passion. Oh, forgot to add a very crucial information about him. Recently, he auditioned for SINGAPORE IDOL. I bet he made it through the second round. I mean...He's a superhero, the judges have to bow to him!
And OF COURSE, he likes to watch movies with grannies. Preferably, comedies; he wants those grannies to die from laughter so that he can inherit their family fortunes.
Let's move on...
He wants you to print his pictures and make it into posters, glue them to the walls or your wardrobe!
Conclusion: He wants you to have NIGHTMARES or he wants you to FANTASISE HIM when you masturbate.
This is what he claims...
He's HANDSOME!
.....FEARLESS!
HE IS THE PROTECTOR OF LOCAL VILLIANS..
Pssh...He has a girlfriend. So there won't be any opportunity for you girls out there. Hey c`mon....Spiderman has Mary Jane. Batman has catwoman. So why can't he have one?
Okay enough said.
You must be dying to know who he is..
Alright...I shall reveal..
He's none other than...
STEVEN LIM!
Ah`huh! I'm not lying. That's him, your SUPERHERO!
When he's not a SUPERHERO, he's a STREET EYEBROW PLUCKER.
Isn't he handsome?
GRANNY: *Shakes head and peed*
8 Year Old Girl: I want my mummy!! *cry*
Pierre Png: Absolutely SHAMELESS!
Phua Chu Kang: Wha say... SG Superhero leh...Don't pray pray ah!...
Rosy: Oi! Interested in him issit..? Go la... Be with him..
Trista: Thank god he didn't auditioned for being one of the twenty-five bachelors! *Sigh in relieve*
Undertaker: *Choke slam him* -
Y izzit i see Slap answering all the time???
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* puke *
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Steven lim. Woo hoo
The ultimate parody of the singpore male masculine identity.
i think he has done a pretty good job at being noticed. I checked out his site. Not much to say. He should go for acting classes and hire better scriptwriters if he wants to do an ad.
Maybe his comedic act is so good that he has us all fooled?
Who am I kidding. hahaa -
im still waiting for someone to bash him up seriously..
if he's just a joker/stripper im absolutely heck care.. but the way he treats women.. and how he toks about himself.. seriously.. y no one bash him up yet.. -
hahah i remember reading this one article/blog last year where he was being adminished by a few people for making his 16 yr old gf advertise fro him by wearing some weird placards. She was so embarrassed that she wore a paperbag on her head and kept crying.Originally posted by SpiderKim:im still waiting for someone to bash him up seriously..
if he's just a joker/stripper im absolutely heck care.. but the way he treats women.. and how he toks about himself.. seriously.. y no one bash him up yet..
Her 2 friends on hand were trying to console her.
On being asked why, steven lim replied that he was paying her and as a gf she sorta had to help him.
Well he was paying her 5 bucks an hour. Such a fortune.
What is he doing with someone so young anyway if he is such a hunk? -
paying someone to be his gf?? does he even have to do that?? he said so loud that he is so eligible that gals flock to him isnt it??
i read that blog too.. and i feel he is a real jerk
if that gal is paid for.. she wont be crying in the dark liao.. that's just an excuse for getting him off the hook only..
good thing the gal ditched him.. he said the gal's loss right?? feel like laughing
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hahah no the girl was actually his gf. He was paying her to wear the advertisements on herself against her will. It may be that he was trying to get off the hook. What an arse honestly.Originally posted by SpiderKim:paying someone to be his gf?? does he even have to do that?? he said so loud that he is so eligible that gals flock to him isnt it??
i read that blog too.. and if that gal is paid for.. she wont be crying in the dark liao.. that's just an excuse for getting him off the hook only..
good thing the gal ditched him.. he said the gal's loss right?? feel like laughing
i say the gal did the right thing..
The girl ditched him? Good for her!
He is such a carnival. I seriously wonder if someone around his age will get together with him? -
he can always pian xiao mei mei..
the gal who did the advertisment was only 16 that time.. this kind of jerk of cos cant get gals of his age.. but to pian xiao mei mei.. he is capable.. that's y he is call a jerk..
even mark lee this kind of nice person also can blow.. he is enough to ask for trouble liao..
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Is he still plucking eyebrows? I was reading his site. Apparently he has publications?Originally posted by SpiderKim:he can always pian xiao mei mei..
the gal who did the advertisment was only 16 that time.. this kind of jerk of cos cant get gals of his age.. but to pian xiao mei mei.. he is capable.. that's y he is call a jerk..
even mark lee this kind of nice person also can blow.. he is enough to ask for trouble liao..
too bad that no justice is served..
My goodness. Our very own Martha Stewart/Sylvia Plath?
Oh sg, a long way more to go. -
long way more to go before justice is served??
haiz.. no choice..
unfortunately.. i haven met that baka in person.. how i wish to.. i want to give him a big bad stare.. my staring skill nt bad.. -
ck tang is always openOriginally posted by SpiderKim:long way more to go before justice is served??
haiz.. no choice..
unfortunately.. i haven met that baka in person.. how i wish to.. i want to give him a big bad stare.. my staring skill nt bad..
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i went there frequently.. but i never get to bump onto him.. suay..
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You must be wary though. He's armed with his self professed "hunky body"Originally posted by SpiderKim:i went there frequently.. but i never get to bump onto him.. suay.. -
that also show how unpopular and how invisible he is to me..
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an1 got 10 dollar lend me
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why??