I am going to take up course and become a pastor

• caramon.

  30 Jun 05, 22:30

  Dear all,
  
  Following the success of city harvest church, I simply can't ignore the money that can be made from it.. Being a business man, its truely a business opportunity that I can't miss.. The latest being Ho Yeow Sun's boutique that she had opened..
  
  With massive followers, doing things will be a breeze, be it album sales or clothing sales all in the name of god.. However, I guarantee all followers that it will not be a fly-by-night church.. It will be a place whereby you can enjoy peace and soul searching within..
  
  I promise it to be of state of the art building, working closely with famous italian designer so as to bring out a sophisticated feelings once you step inside.. It will be fully air-condition with electric escalator, couple with famous paintings hanging over the place.. I want to bring out the place so that it will not be of solemn surrounding that church usually offers..
  
  Shuttle bus services will be of utmost importance and you will be please to know that it will features as one of the few services that our church will be providing.. It will be a totally refreshing experience altogether and I am sure you will enjoy the stay with us.. stay tuned as more information will be coming your way and I am sure you are equally excited as we are with this great project.. Thank you.
  
  Regards,
  CEO of Pure haven church
  Caramon
• Dr Who

  30 Jun 05, 22:54

  
  In certain churches, a pastor/priest must make the following vows:
  1. Vow of sexual Purity
  2. Vow of Obeidence
  3. Vow of Poverty
  
  Poverty, my dear friend.....
• caramon.

  30 Jun 05, 22:59

  Originally posted by Dr Who:

  In certain churches, a pastor/priest must make the following vows:
  1. Vow of sexual Purity
  2. Vow of Obeidence
  3. Vow of Poverty
  
  Poverty, my dear friend.....

  I am going to take whatever vow that pastor kong made..
• blurberry

  30 Jun 05, 23:13

  Originally posted by Dr Who:

  In certain churches, a pastor/priest must make the following vows:
  1. Vow of sexual Purity
  2. Vow of Obeidence
  3. Vow of Poverty
  
  Poverty, my dear friend.....

  Aaah, nice to see 50 rupiah (filthy scent) supporting your pastor application for Harvester Of Sorrow, i mean City Harvest.
  
  Go, go, go caramon....
  
  Oh yeah, got other vows you need to adhere as well...
  
  4. Vow of No talking-cock in SgForums
  5. Vow of Stop Daydreaming
  6. Vow of No driving of Evo IX, even in your dreams
• dragg

  1 Jul 05, 00:05

  please tell me which church.
  
  i will avoid it at all cost.
  
  
• foxwalk

  1 Jul 05, 00:24

  Originally posted by dragg:

  please tell me which church.
  
  i will avoid it at all cost.
  
  

  me too. what a joke. caramon is a guy who talks trhough a toilet brush. no wait, the toilet brush is his head.
• ha8n

  1 Jul 05, 00:37

  doesnt matter any religion ,as long ur heart is evil n you wont see the true enlightenment
  
  it matters if you dont repent yourself n still always ask for forgiveness from the above,
  
  someday the past mistakes/bad deeds will always be reflected in your life (sad that some whom preach dont really know the true meaning of this),
  
  so its like going to the exam hall to commit the same mistakes over n over again,
  
  unless you know you are the one who needs to improve
  
  just some thoughts
  
• Misogynist

  1 Jul 05, 00:39

  Maybe MLM will change to some religious organisation...since they making more money than MLM companies..
• Ito_^

  1 Jul 05, 00:52

  huh.. good luck hor.
• aCid_rAIn

  1 Jul 05, 01:46

  Originally posted by Dr Who:

  In certain churches, a pastor/priest must make the following vows:
  1. Vow of sexual Purity
  2. Vow of Obeidence
  3. Vow of Poverty
  
  Poverty, my dear friend.....

  caramon just fits the bill.
  1. he cant get laid anyway
  2. his flawed character would do the trick
  3. he is just a poor man in reality