Women are smart?
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A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes."
The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes.
Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!" The woman said, "That's okay."
For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.
The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to". The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me."
So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world! For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you. " The woman said, "That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine." So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!
The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like a mild heart attack."
Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.
Attention female readers: This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue feeling good.
Male readers: Please scroll down.
The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife!!!
Moral of the story: Women are really dumb but think they're really smart.
Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show
PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!! -
i agree.hehe..nice one..
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i would have wished for big boobs.........D-cup...........
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wtf?den ur husband??u not shy ar,husband got bigger boobs den you..lol..Originally posted by FireIce:i would have wished for big boobs.........D-cup........... -
wah...Originally posted by stellazio:wtf?den ur husband??u not shy ar,husband got bigger boobs den you..lol..
D Cup x 10 = ????
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takumi,
well done!!!
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your post affirmed the lesson learnt here.Originally posted by FireIce:i would have wished for big boobs.........D-cup...........
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Old joke la
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VERY old leh
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Takumi...you failed to mention about transvetites...
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It's a new twist to an old joke.Originally posted by DriftingGuy:Old joke la -
n dun b mistaken of those whom they think they noe everything are smart as
"empty vessels make the most noise" this phrase always have meaning.. -
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Then she looked into mirror and found that she still looked the same, and the frog said, "haha, you stupid ah, this kind of thing u also believe ah?" then the women killed the frog. she went back home and found her husband still fat and balding and still poor, and she was very pissed and she told her husband her story. and her husband said "you stupid ah? the frog can talk we can sell it and become damn rich!!"
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as a matter of fact, it isn't.Originally posted by the.raven:Then she looked into mirror and found that she still looked the same, and the frog said, "haha, you stupid ah, this kind of thing u also believe ah?" then the women killed the frog. she went back home and found her husband still fat and balding and still poor, and she was very pissed and she told her husband her story. and her husband said "you stupid ah? the frog can talk we can sell it and become damn rich!!" -
Have you ever spoken and wished that you could immediately take the words back...or that you could crawl into a hole? Here are the testimonials of a few people who did....
Classic A
I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow and asked loudly, "How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?" i turned around and walked back out and never went back. My husband didn't say a word... he knew better.
Classic B
I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls. I was unhappy with the women's type I had been using. After browsing for several minutes, I was approached by one of the good-looking gentlemen who work at the store. He asked if he could help me. Without thinking, I looked at him and said, "I think I like playing with men's balls."
Classic C
My sister and I were at the mall and passed by a store that sold a variety of candy and nuts. As we were looking at the display case, the boy behind the counter asked if we needed any help. I replied, "No, I'm just looking at your nuts." My sister started to laugh hysterically, the boy grinned, and I turned beet-red and walked away. To this day, my sister has never let me forget.
Classic D
While in line at the bank one afternoon, my toddler decided to release some pent-up energy and ran amok. I was finally able to grab hold of her after receiving looks of disgust and annoyance from other patrons. I told her that if she did not start behaving "right now" she would be punished. To my horror, she looked me in the eye and said in a voice just as threatening, "If you don't let me go right now, I will tell Grandma that I saw you kissing Daddy's pee-pee last night!" The silence was deafening after this enlightening exchange. Even the tellers stopped what they were doing. I mustered up the last of my dignity and walked out of the bank with my daughter in tow. The last thing heard when the door closed behind me was screams of laughter.
Classic E
Have you ever asked your child a question too many times? My three-year-old son had a lot of problems with potty training and I was on him constantly. One day we stopped at Taco Bell for a quick lunch in between errands. It was very busy, with a full dining room. While enjoying my taco, I smelled something funny, so of course I checked my seven-month-old daughter, and she was clean. Then I realized that Danny had not asked to go potty in a while, so I asked him if he needed to go, and he said "No." I kept thinking, "Oh Lord, that child has had an accident, and I don't have any clothes with me." Then I said, "Danny, are you SURE you didn't have an accident?" "No," he replied. I just KNEW that he must have had an accident, because the smell was getting worse. Soooooo, I asked one more time, "Danny did you have an accident?" This time he jumped up, yanked down his pants, bent over and spread his cheeks and yelled. "SEE MOM, IT'S JUST FARTS!!" While 30 people nearly choked to death on their tacos laughing! He calmly pulled up his pants and sat down. An old couple made me feel better by thanking me for the best laugh they'd ever had!
Classic F
This had most of the state of Michigan laughing for 2 days and a very embarrassed female news anchor who will, in the future, likely think before she speaks. What happens when you predict snow but don't get any....a true story... We had a female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked: "So Bob, where's that 8 inches you promised me last night?" Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too they were laughing so hard!
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Originally posted by the.raven:Then she looked into mirror and found that she still looked the same, and the frog said, "haha, you stupid ah, this kind of thing u also believe ah?" then the women killed the frog. she went back home and found her husband still fat and balding and still poor, and she was very pissed and she told her husband her story. and her husband said "you stupid ah? the frog can talk we can sell it and become damn rich!!" raven never fails to make me laugh...
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He is way better than your guy with sweets.Originally posted by starblue: raven never fails to make me laugh...
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Better warm up first with two papayas. You never know the physically imbalance a healthier bust line will cause.Originally posted by FireIce:i would have wished for big boobs.........D-cup........... -
Women are smart!
But Women Boss are smart NOT!