yeeee!! how to get rid of LIZARDS?!!

• daphne_1802

  16 Jul 05, 21:11

  i fear lizards since young, ever since i touched a lizard and its tail dropped off, i was terrified of such creatures. i just saw one climbing on the walls in my room and i was literally jumping up and down.. my parents arent at home, im alone and scared. how do i deal with the lizard and kill it as fast as possible? i dont want a lizard in my room when i sleep!! i know pesticide wont work.
• stellazio

  16 Jul 05, 21:12

  they are harmless,i just hate their droppings..
• kingofbeholder

  16 Jul 05, 21:14

  a cat in your house will 100% help u
• finance_geek

  16 Jul 05, 21:14

  Just leave the god-damn lizard alone.It wont do you any harm.
  
  Whats the point of jumping around shrieking when its not even going to eat you up?
  
  There' quite a few on the walls of my home.In fact,ones in a while you can even see them mating or eating up some fly.
• ditzy

  16 Jul 05, 21:15

  Eat them.
• daphne_1802

  16 Jul 05, 21:16

  no one share the same feelings as me?
• thoreldan

  16 Jul 05, 21:19

  
• YummyGummy

  16 Jul 05, 21:23

  Which one would u prefer, a harmless lizard or a blood sucking, dengue spreading mosquitoÂ…Â…Â…
• daphne_1802

  16 Jul 05, 21:28

  FUCK U.
  
  u knew im scared of lizards and u still posted a lizard pic. bastard.
• thoreldan

  16 Jul 05, 21:29

  Originally posted by daphne_1802:

  FUCK U.
  
  u knew im scared of lizards and u still posted a lizard pic. bastard.

  
• TehJarVu

  16 Jul 05, 21:34

  Originally posted by daphne_1802:

  FUCK U.
  
  u knew im scared of lizards and u still posted a lizard pic. bastard.

  
• thealmightycamel

  16 Jul 05, 22:42

  jump on them and squish them to bits.
  alternatively; you could ransack your house, try to find the female lizard and sterilize her.
  no more lizard sex, no more lizard babies and no more lizards. problem solved. (:
  for the record, i think lizards are cute
• shadowlunar

  16 Jul 05, 23:02

  Ask Jessie's iguana bf. I'm sure he is an expert in this area.
• the.raven

  17 Jul 05, 03:04

  Originally posted by daphne_1802:

  i fear lizards since young, ever since i touched a lizard and its tail dropped off, i was terrified of such creatures. i just saw one climbing on the walls in my room and i was literally jumping up and down.. my parents arent at home, im alone and scared. how do i deal with the lizard and kill it as fast as possible? i dont want a lizard in my room when i sleep!! i know pesticide wont work.

  what the Fuck you fag? geckos eat bugs, you not scared of bugs meh? i would rather have geckos in my home than bugs.
• the.raven

  17 Jul 05, 03:06

  Originally posted by daphne_1802:

  FUCK U.
  
  u knew im scared of lizards and u still posted a lizard pic. bastard.

  its so cute, wtf.
• stellazio

  17 Jul 05, 03:11

  i would most rather have a lizard den a cockroach,housefly or mosquito.
• BabyLover

  17 Jul 05, 03:11

  got tis ting tat u can buy, sticky like with sum kinda medi tat lures lizard to it n den lizard will kenna stuck on it n die...
  
• JustDoIt

  17 Jul 05, 08:21

  I think I ever posted how I got rid of lizards in a thread long ago. Fill my supersoaker gun with hot water from the kettle, aim, shoot! Down it comes, chao ta
• dragg

  17 Jul 05, 08:25

  Originally posted by the.raven:

  what the Fuck you fag? geckos eat bugs, you not scared of bugs meh? i would rather have geckos in my home than bugs.

  i am not afraid of lizards.
  
  but they shit all over the place.
  
  i end up having to scrub the walls.