New Vocabs (just for laugh only). Dun be serious ah!
Honeybunz
NKF: (verb) - to cheat, to report lower or higher figures with an intention to cheat, to report false figures. Eg. Ah Beng NKFed his salary to impress that chio bu he was after without realizing that she NKFed her vital statistics by wearing wonder bra.
NKF: (noun) - an organization whose modus operandi are dubious. Eg. Ah Lian left that company because she found that it is an NKF.
T Dura*: (verb) to secretly take and take money from company, to secretly maximize entitlements or privileges. Eg. Ah Seng regretted not T Dura'ing as much as possible from his ex-company before he was sacked.
Peanut: (noun) a unit of currency equivalent to S$600,000. Eg. The jackpot for the Toto this Thursday is 2 peanuts (S$1.2m)
browniebaobao
heavenlyfire
+1
the Bear
honeybunz, sadly, those words have become common usage at work already
dibilo
haha it's funny. kudos for coming up with things like that.