ya, this time as an old man.
old man: whats going on?!?!
terrorist: I am going to....detonate thsi super duper bomb, and kill everyone muhahahah!!!
old man: oh yeah? well I am going to stop you.
terrorist: oh can you now, I have an army armed with automatic weapons!!
old man: oh yeah? I have a pistol, fear me.
terrorist: wtf? kill the old man with the pistol!!
mercenary: wtf, he is killing everyone and we cant even hit him!!
old man: ouch, my back!!
mercenary: haha I have you now.
old man: haha no I kill you now.
mercenary: aieee!!!
terrorist: wtf? who the hell are you, grandpa?
old man: I am the guy from the whether's originals advertisement!!
mercenary: haha I have you now.
old man: haha no I kill you now.
mercenary: aieee!!!
terrorist: wtf? who the hell are you, grandpa?
old man: I am the guy in the 80s saved an airport and building from terrorists like u !!
mercenary: I didt know that, i was still a kid sia. So wtf grandpa?, u want to give that wise butt cracking sh|t again huh? I think u are really outdated. Ti's 2005 and time for u to retire!