Dota Addiction

• glossy_matte

  31 Jul 05, 18:30

  My boyfriend is addicted to DOTA. After school sure go LAN shop play DOTA with friends. When I call him, he will say "I playing DOTA, call you back later" and puts down! Urggg, what to do?
• borntolive

  31 Jul 05, 18:37

  play dota with him lolz.... thats why i never bought tft..so much of my friends r spenting long hours on DOTA..dont luaugh but up to now i m still playing ordinary DOTA in ROC where i get bored after bout an hour
• shade343

  31 Jul 05, 18:37

  LEARN TO PLAY DOTA!!! COME VISIT THE DOTA FORUMS TODAY
  
  Click on the link in my signature
• ha8n

  31 Jul 05, 18:42

  ask him :" Im breaking up with you now ",then see if he's still playing
• FadeToBlack

  31 Jul 05, 19:40

  Originally posted by ha8n:

  ask him :" Im breaking up with you now ",then see if he's still playing

  i bet he sure be... coz the same fate did happened to me..
• Lance_han

  31 Jul 05, 20:00

  Originally posted by glossy_matte:

  My boyfriend is addicted to DOTA. After school sure go LAN shop play DOTA with friends. When I call him, he will say "I playing DOTA, call you back later" and puts down! Urggg, what to do?

  go along wif him, try to give and take...
• FadeToBlack

  31 Jul 05, 20:30

  Originally posted by Lance_han:

  go along wif him, try to give and take...

  im sure guys would mind their gfs to be along with them when playing game/lan.
  playing game/lan is sure a guy's business.. unless the gf is gamer pro la... but how many cease to exist?
• chArr`

  31 Jul 05, 20:46

  juz tell him how u feel lor...
• dark_snowboy

  31 Jul 05, 20:54

  my fren also likedat
  
  but im not addicted, juz dun look at my signature
• the.raven

  6 Aug 05, 16:39

  say: Honey....we have to talk, its either me....or DOTA.
  
  
• Mr Fugue

  6 Aug 05, 16:42

  Haiz, zhong GAME qing you!
  

  Originally posted by glossy_matte:

  My boyfriend is addicted to DOTA. After school sure go LAN shop play DOTA with friends. When I call him, he will say "I playing DOTA, call you back later" and puts down! Urggg, what to do?

• the.raven

  6 Aug 05, 16:45

  glossy_matte: r u using protection?
  her bf: ya...dont worry, I never use my divine rapier without protection.
  glossy_matte: huh?
  
  9 months later...
  
  glossy_matte: wtf I just gave birth to this child!!
  her bf: wtf? dont blame me, I used the best protection, aegis of the immortal!!
  glossy_matte:: OMFGWTF!!
  her bf: now you are a broodmother, wtf!! I am gonna have to farm like siao inorder to raise the child, how about we kill roshan?
  
  
• the.raven

  6 Aug 05, 16:52

  glossy_matte: honey we have to talk.
  her bf: wtf drow ranger get silence pls.
  glossy_matte: huh?
  
  glossy_matte: what do you think of my new shoes?
  her bf: -movespeed.
  glossy_matte:: huh?
  
  
• the.raven

  6 Aug 05, 16:55

  glossy_matte: lets go watch movie.
  her bf: is it -AP?
  glossy_matte: huh?
  
  glossy_matte:: how do I look?
  her bf: you are such a stunner.
  glossy_matte: really?
  her bf: ya you look like Sven up close.
  
  
• the.raven

  6 Aug 05, 16:59

  glossy_matte: what should I get for my fren bday present?
  her bf: get guinsoo.
  glossy_matte:: huh?
  
  glossy_matte: lets go to hawaii.
  her bf: no got delay.
  glossy_matte: huh?
  
  glossy_matte: does this dress make me look fat?
  her bf: ya almost like Fuzzy Wuzzy with a bkb
  
  
• Mr Fugue

  6 Aug 05, 17:01

  Can someone tell me what is the joke all abt?
  

  Originally posted by the.raven:

  glossy_matte: what should I get for my fren bday present?
  her bf: get guinsoo.
  glossy_matte:: huh?
  
  glossy_matte: lets go to hawaii.
  her bf: no got delay.
  glossy_matte: huh?
  
  glossy_matte: does this dress make me look fat?
  her bf: ya almost like Fuzzy Wuzzy with a bkb
  
  

• shinta

  6 Aug 05, 17:03

  Originally posted by the.raven:

  say: Honey....we have to talk, its either me....or DOTA.
  
  

  Originally posted by the.raven:

  glossy_matte: r u using protection?
  her bf: ya...dont worry, I never use my divine rapier without protection.
  glossy_matte: huh?
  
  9 months later...
  
  glossy_matte: wtf I just gave birth to this child!!
  her bf: wtf? dont blame me, I used the best protection, aegis of the immortal!!
  glossy_matte:: OMFGWTF!!
  her bf: now you are a broodmother, wtf!! I am gonna have to farm like siao inorder to raise the child, how about we kill roshan?
  

  Originally posted by the.raven:

  glossy_matte: honey we have to talk.
  her bf: wtf drow ranger get silence pls.
  glossy_matte: huh?
  
  glossy_matte: what do you think of my new shoes?
  her bf: -movespeed.
  glossy_matte:: huh?
  

  Originally posted by the.raven:

  glossy_matte: lets go watch movie.
  her bf: is it -AP?
  glossy_matte: huh?
  
  glossy_matte:: how do I look?
  her bf: you are such a stunner.
  glossy_matte: really?
  her bf: ya you look like Sven up close.
  

  Originally posted by the.raven:

  glossy_matte: what should I get for my fren bday present?
  her bf: get guinsoo.
  glossy_matte:: huh?
  
  glossy_matte: lets go to hawaii.
  her bf: no got delay.
  glossy_matte: huh?
  
  glossy_matte: does this dress make me look fat?
  her bf: ya almost like Fuzzy Wuzzy with a bkb
  

  wtf?
  
  
  
  
• shinta

  6 Aug 05, 17:04

  Originally posted by FadeToBlack:

  im sure guys would mind their gfs to be along with them when playing game/lan.
  playing game/lan is sure a guy's business.. unless the gf is gamer pro la... but how many cease to exist?

  hmmz...
  
  i play maple with nellie wor... he dun mind de lei
  
  or we play different game
• the.raven

  6 Aug 05, 17:12

  glossy_matte:: do you think I should slim down?
  her bf: ya bone fletcher is good.
  glossy_matte:: whats that?
  her bf: but I think you already look like N'aix, so dun need.
  
  glossy_matte: wth? why did u switch off the lights? I'm reading.
  her bf: its nightstalker ult.
  
  her bf: *Calls glossy_matte:*
  glossy_matte: hello?
  her bf: Quas.
  glossy_matte:: what?
  her bf: Exort.
  glossy_matte: who is this?
  her bf: Kael.
  glossy_matte:: kael who?
  her bf: invoker.
  glossy_matte: I dont get it.
  her bf: Exort Quas Quas!!
  glossy_matte:make sense pls.
  her bf: Wex Quas Wex!!!
  glossy_matte: I am going to call the cops....
  her bf: Exort Wex Exort!!
  
  
• the.raven

  6 Aug 05, 17:13

  thats all the boyfriend DOTA jokes for today
• Gordonator

  6 Aug 05, 17:14

  seriously your boyfriend needs to grow up. speak to him and discuss the problem. tell him how u feel.
  
  btw, how old are u and him?
• caleb_chiang

  6 Aug 05, 20:43

  What's DOTA?
• NoTimeToWaitAr

  6 Aug 05, 23:02

  Originally posted by caleb_chiang:

  What's DOTA?

  DOTA = Direction Of The Action... ^^
• Gordonator

  6 Aug 05, 23:04

  Originally posted by caleb_chiang:

  What's DOTA?

  it's addictive and time consuming. u might even lose your girlfriend if u play for too long.