Durai vs Durex...Durai for president?
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Top Ten Reasons why TT Durai should run for President
10. Unlike Nathan, he doesn't have diabetes, hypertension, dyslipidaemia, and iscahemic heart disease
9. Unlike Nair, he doesn't have a known drinking problem.
8. He already knows the judges and ministers.
7. He is familiar with handling millions of dollars that do not belong to him.
6. He is used to being chauffeured around and flying first class.
5. A gold-plated tap won't look out of place in the Istana bathroom.
4. At least when you give to the President's Star Charity, you know it will go to the president.
3. He may be able to make the National Day Parade a profit-generating event.
2. There are guards outside the Istana to stop the walls from being vandalised.
1. He needs a job.
Timely too, the current President is stepping down soon!
Comparing Durai and Durex
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Originally posted by alexkusu:
bravo bravo
Top Ten Reasons why TT Durai should run for President
10. Unlike Nathan, he doesn't have diabetes, hypertension, dyslipidaemia, and iscahemic heart disease
9. Unlike Nair, he doesn't have a known drinking problem.
8. He already knows the judges and ministers.
7. He is familiar with handling millions of dollars that do not belong to him.
6. He is used to being chauffeured around and flying first class.
5. A gold-plated tap won't look out of place in the Istana bathroom.
4. At least when you give to the President's Star Charity, you know it will go to the president.
3. He may be able to make the National Day Parade a profit-generating event.
2. There are guards outside the Istana to stop the walls from being vandalised.
1. He needs a job.
Timely too, the current President is stepping down soon!
[b]Comparing Durai and Durex
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Originally posted by alexkusu:
Perfect analysis
Top Ten Reasons why TT Durai should run for President
10. Unlike Nathan, he doesn't have diabetes, hypertension, dyslipidaemia, and iscahemic heart disease
9. Unlike Nair, he doesn't have a known drinking problem.
8. He already knows the judges and ministers.
7. He is familiar with handling millions of dollars that do not belong to him.
6. He is used to being chauffeured around and flying first class.
5. A gold-plated tap won't look out of place in the Istana bathroom.
4. At least when you give to the President's Star Charity, you know it will go to the president.
3. He may be able to make the National Day Parade a profit-generating event.
2. There are guards outside the Istana to stop the walls from being vandalised.
1. He needs a job.
Timely too, the current President is stepping down soon!
[b]Comparing Durai and Durex
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