Things You Really DonÂ’t Want to Hear at The End of a date
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If you hear her saying this at the end of your date, might as well potong.
1. “Like that only, ah? Tcheh!”
2. “Next!”
3. “Aiyah, wen die, lah. Syphilis only.”
4. “You are under arrest. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law…”
5. “Can you drop me off at Woodbridge? I have to book in early tonight.”
6. “(Sigh) Looks like tomorrow, it’s back to the SDU again.”
7. “Thanks for a great time, Uncle.”
8. “Next week, don’t forget to come for my 14th birthday, ‘kay?”
9. “It’s not me. It’s you.”
10. “(Giggle) No, that’s not my brother in the photo! That’s me before my operation!”
11. “I had such a good time tonight that next time I want to bring my mother along!”
12. “I’m sorry… it’s just that the kind of person I’m looking for in a relationship is someone with more… length.”
13. (Gets out of car and shouts into her house
“Children! Come out and meet your new daddy!”
14. “That will be $250. So… same time next week?”
15. “Have you heard about network marketing?”
16. “Do you want to join Young PAP?” -
Its realli sad to hear all these remarks after a date.Originally posted by Ferguson:If you hear her saying this at the end of your date, might as well potong.
1. “Like that only, ah? Tcheh!”
2. “Next!”
3. “Aiyah, wen die, lah. Syphilis only.”
4. “You are under arrest. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law…”
5. “Can you drop me off at Woodbridge? I have to book in early tonight.”
6. “(Sigh) Looks like tomorrow, it’s back to the SDU again.”
7. “Thanks for a great time, Uncle.”
8. “Next week, don’t forget to come for my 14th birthday, ‘kay?”
9. “It’s not me. It’s you.”
10. “(Giggle) No, that’s not my brother in the photo! That’s me before my operation!”
11. “I had such a good time tonight that next time I want to bring my mother along!”
12. “I’m sorry… it’s just that the kind of person I’m looking for in a relationship is someone with more… length.”
13. (Gets out of car and shouts into her house “Children! Come out and meet your new daddy!”
14. “That will be $250. So… same time next week?”
15. “Have you heard about network marketing?”
16. “Do you want to join Young PAP?”
+1
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I wonder what his 17th date will say to him.
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17. "Don't call me. I will call you."
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18. (after a movie)
Guy : Where would you like to go now?
Gal: Home. -
19: (After a date)Originally posted by Honeybunz:18. (after a movie)
Guy : Where would you like to go now?
Gal: Home.
Guy: Which forum do you go to?
Gal : sgforums.com
Guy : What is your nickname?
Gal : Honeybunz
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This sounds right if the date's between an elderly local man and a young woman from China LOLOriginally posted by Ferguson:7. “Thanks for a great time, Uncle.”
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20. gal: can u drop me off at ( enter place) ?
guy: didnt know u live here.
gal: no lah. i am dating anotehr guy here. -
Give me a call when you reach home. I hate men who don't send his date home. Not gentleman.
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Why don't u just link to talking cock?
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20: (After a date)
Guy: Which forum do you go to?
Gal : sgforums.com
Guy : What is your nickname?
Gal : Honeybunz. And you?
Guy: SMAPLionHeart
Gal:
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how abt if u hear it is CrocoOriginally posted by Honeybunz:20: (After a date)
Guy: Which forum do you go to?
Gal : sgforums.com
Guy : What is your nickname?
Gal : Honeybunz. And you?
Guy: SMAPLionHeart
Gal:
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Originally posted by sgboy2004:how abt if u hear it is Croco
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wha ! even worser , at least the girl faint only ... im so lucky
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Sometimes the girl don't even need to speak,just remain silent for most part of the conversation and you know you're screwed.
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wth.. i just dont want to hear this being said from the girl that i love.. " i really had a great time tonight and you've been a very good FRIEND, always being there for me.. no more than that.. a BROTHER.." omfg.. i will kill myself
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just reply " Cool, i'm into incest !Originally posted by coffeeortea:wth.. i just dont want to hear this being said from the girl that i love.. " i really had a great time tonight and you've been a very good FRIEND, always being there for me.. no more than that.. a BROTHER.." omfg.. i will kill myself -
ROTFLMAO!Originally posted by Ferguson:15. “Have you heard about network marketing?” Christ, that's so funny it hurts! 
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"see you next week. and do not forget to shave, put on cologue, not come in bright pink shirt and talk too much rubbish."
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that;s you ?Originally posted by Burgerking: -
gross.
Better still, at the end of the date the girls just says "BYE" and runs off. -
lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll jokaOriginally posted by Honeybunz:20: (After a date)
Guy: Which forum do you go to?
Gal : sgforums.com
Guy : What is your nickname?
Gal : Honeybunz. And you?
Guy: SMAPLionHeart
Gal: -
Originally posted by Honeybunz:20: (After a date)
Guy: Which forum do you go to?
Gal : sgforums.com
Guy : What is your nickname?
Gal : Honeybunz. And you?
Guy: SMAPLionHeart
Gal:
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Originally posted by Ferguson:10. “(Giggle) No, that’s not my brother in the photo! That’s me before my operation!”
wtf!!!
F.ck F.ck F.ck!!!!!!!