Avoid the Toilet Bowl splash!
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was wondering about this..
how do you prevent water from the toilet bowl from splashing up your ass when you pang sai... especially when the lump of sai is very big and splash all over your ass and you end up having to wear wet underwear for the rest of the day?
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use squat ones.
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use your hands to catch it?
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put one lump of toilet paper into the bowl to cushion the impact b4 you pang sai lah~!!!
so easy....
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i know how, but i dont wanna tell u, simply because of the last sentence in your post, so funnyOriginally posted by Emperor Marcellus:was wondering about this..
how do you prevent water from the toilet bowl from splashing up your ass when you pang sai... especially when the lump of sai is very big and splash all over your ass and you end up having to wear wet underwear for the rest of the day? -
it's a simple solution to one of life's simple problems...Originally posted by the.raven:i know how, but i dont wanna tell u, simply because of the last sentence in your post, so funny -
shit outside the toilet bowl...Originally posted by Emperor Marcellus:was wondering about this..
how do you prevent water from the toilet bowl from splashing up your ass when you pang sai... especially when the lump of sai is very big and splash all over your ass and you end up having to wear wet underwear for the rest of the day? 
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don't shit until you get home lor...
Or
Wipe your arse la.... -
Don't tell me that you don't wipe your ass before you wear your underwear!Originally posted by Emperor Marcellus:having to wear wet underwear for the rest of the day? -
Think he doesn't know that he's required to do that...Originally posted by polarsnake:Don't tell me that you don't wipe your ass before you wear your underwear! -
Crap in a bucket lohz like small kids or wear diapers den dispose of it.
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check out wat our forumites say in yr 2000 on this topic
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Control the size of the lump of sai
When u feel that it is big enough , control your arsehole muscle and snap it into 2 , the impact would not be that big -
Originally posted by Finnz:Control the size of the lump of sai
When u feel that it is big enough , control your arsehole muscle and snap it into 2 , the impact would not be that big
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When I was studying in a certain tertiary institute (local), a classmate told me he saw or heard (can't quite recall which) that on several occasions, copious piles of shit was actually found in the men's urinals (yea, the little bowls where men stand up to piss in), and that they suspected the culprits to be foreign students (from one country in particular, I shan't say which), who seem to have something against Singaporeans.
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Originally posted by Mr Fugue:it's a simple solution to one of life's simple problems...
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stuff a tube or hose into your hole...problem solved..no splash, nt even sound...u can even put the end part into your mouth to try first...
for goodness sake, its national day... -
hmmmm someone too free to dig out old thread and cut and paste here or is it a clone being detected???Originally posted by FireIce:check out wat our forumites say in yr 2000 on this topic
http://www.sgforums.com/?action=thread_display&thread_id=6262
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how come the words used r exactly the same?
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Originally posted by huiz:how come the words used r exactly the same? Originally posted by I-like-flings(m):hmmmm someone too free to dig out old thread and cut and paste here or is it a clone being detected???
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the moment it drop,
u faster stand up
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Ooi... that's a replica of what I typed 5 years ago!
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u still can rmb a thread 5 yrs ago? power...Originally posted by FireIce:check out wat our forumites say in yr 2000 on this topic
http://www.sgforums.com/?action=thread_display&thread_id=6262 -
No leh, I change to shit to pang sai, where got exactly the same?Originally posted by huiz:how come the words used r exactly the same?