The No.4 person for the SG President election .

• AtomAnt

  11 Aug 05, 08:32

  
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  Top Ten Reasons why TT Durai should run for President
  
  1. Unlike Nathan, he doesn't have diabetes, hypertension, dyslipidaemia, and iscahemic heart disease
  
  2. Unlike Nair, he doesn't have a known drinking problem.
  
  3. He already knows the judges and ministers.
  
  4. He is familiar with handling millions of dollars that do not belong to him.
  
  5. He is used to being chauffeured around and flying first class.
  
  6. A gold-plated tap won't look out of place in the Istana bathroom.
  
  7. At least when you give to the President's Star Charity, you know it will go to the president.
  
  8. He may be able to make the National Day Parade a profit-generating event.
  
  9. There are guards outside the Istana to stop the walls from being vandalised.
  
  10. He needs a job.
• 443BXdrv

  11 Aug 05, 14:36

  And he will be disqualified because on the application, under "have you previously been punished for commiting a crime" he fails to mention that when he was in primary school he got caned by the teacher.
  
  And aiyo, how long have you been a S'porean? Still don't know that the president doesn't live in the Istana.
• vIn.Warrior

  11 Aug 05, 14:37

  i like point 10. "he needs a job"
• Vasantham_Central

  11 Aug 05, 15:09

  who is the 4th person or it it a decoy or plant by papayas?
• Honeybunz

  11 Aug 05, 15:10

  I like this one
  
  7. At least when you give to the President's Star Charity, you know it will go to the president.
• kaobeikaobu

  11 Aug 05, 15:19

  add one more...
  he knows most of the dirty tricks in handling funds...cannt bluff him one.