Friday 13th September 2005
DONALD Trump is bankrupt!
Former real estate and business tycoon billionaire Mr Donald Trump had been declared bankrupt. He had spent too much time chatting on online forums and chatrooms that he had failed to focus on and maintain his huge business empire.
Trump had put his apprentice in charge of his company. He locked himself in his mansion, Trump Manor to chat on a forum called SG Forums. His girlfriend found out his virtual addiction and left him. Just then, rising oil prices lead his business to crash. The apprentice ran to him for help countless times, but he is reported in saying: "Handle it yourself, I'm a very busy man. or you'll be fired!".
The apprentice eventually proved incompetent. Trump's company fell into astronomical debt. A huge factor is Trump's apathy about the ever changing business world since the day he immersed himself in the world of internet forums.
All of Trump's assets had been sold to pay the debts. But, due to compassion, the bank had allow him to own the cheapest unit in his real estate business, overlooking the alley. "It's better than sleeping in the streets" Trump is reported in saying "I really regret spending too much time on the forum".
"The forumer moderator banned me for my own good, but I went back under another name. Now I regret."
