Mary had a little Lamb
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Rhyme's taken from Mad Magazine.
Mary had a little lamb
It's fleeces was white as snow
And everywhere that Mary went
The lamb was sure to go
But one day Mary found that the price of lamb had rocketed
So she's having lamb chop for dinner
and the rest will go into the freezer
Today Strait Times forum page, a Mr Venktatesh Rajamanickam found a nursery rhyme of similar nature in an advertisment from Burger King claiming how tasty the buger is and was shock about the twist of the nursey rhyme.
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Singaporean kids are so bloody sheltered by their parents.
How the Fuck to survive next time?
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maybe the chicken on your plate commited suicide ? .....
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Go read the Burger King ad on their food trays.
If a Fucking 5 year old can decipher what the Fuck it implies, the kid is heading for a Nobel Prize.
And if a 9 year old cannot stomach the fact that the beef steak or lamb chop on his or her plate comes from a bloody animal, that kid has more serious problems than the psychological trauma of eating meat.
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Wusses.
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I can't believe what I'm hearing here....
Firstly, some guy complains that teachers shouldn't be telling children ghost stories for fear that they may get scared.
Now, another guy complains that BK shouldn't give a nursery rhyme a little twist.
I swear, most children these days are really, really, REALLY sheltered and spoilt.
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what next? they're gonna lock kids up till they reach an age where they can handle such issues without getting shocked? come on, lets be a little serious here. if you don't expose the kids to more issues, they simply can't learn can they?
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for me, i don't see anything wrong with twisting these rhymes.
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jack and jill
when up faber hill
to spend some alone time together
at the top there's a pubbing crowd
and both got drunk
but does it matter? -
yeah does it?Originally posted by mistyblue:jack and jill
when up faber hill
to spend some alone time together
at the top there's a pubbing crowd
and both got drunk
but does it matter? -
if you want to have something worst, go get the song 'dirty nursery rhymes' by '2 live crew'.
you'll see that what they have here in s'pore isn't that bad after all. -
How about mine?! How about mine?!?!
coz the sky is so high, bird sh|t in your fcuking cheebye eye, I fly up the sky before it drop into my eye, fall from the sky so fcuking b|00dy high, hit my fcuking b|00dy cheebye eye. -
ya.. theres stand up dirty nursery rhymes here as well.. always have Fuck and sex and all that Shit.. sg is too protected
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Some the kiddie stories had death...
Humpy Dumpy,Little Match Girl etc.
There are of course the "happily" ever after .. but this is so unreal... why the story always end at this point... cause if the story continue... it ain't gonna be any thing happy.. -
lol. yours it out of point.Originally posted by ditzy:How about mine?! How about mine?!?!
coz the sky is so high, bird sh|t in your fcuking cheebye eye, I fly up the sky before it drop into my eye, fall from the sky so fcuking b|00dy high, hit my fcuking b|00dy cheebye eye. -
Fuck lah, we're having a Fucking serious discussion here.Originally posted by ditzy:How about mine?! How about mine?!?!
coz the sky is so high, bird sh|t in your fcuking cheebye eye, I fly up the sky before it drop into my eye, fall from the sky so fcuking b|00dy high, hit my fcuking b|00dy cheebye eye.
Stop Fucking around and go eat your burger quietly. -
At most its twisted and a little wicked...
but D's really low class.. -
you shldn't have any expectations from it in the 1st place.Originally posted by mistyblue:but D's really low class.. -
Really, twisting a ryhme can be fun to read. But to do it for commerical gain is another matter altogether.
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SWAKOO!!!Originally posted by LinYu:Today Strait Times forum page, a Mr Venktatesh Rajamanickam found a nursery rhyme of similar nature in an advertisment from Burger King claiming how tasty the buger is and was shock about the twist of the nursey rhyme.
there are more gross things ard, and that BK ad is not even RA!! -
Originally posted by Mr Fugue:SWAKOO!!!
there are more gross things ard, and that BK ad is not even RA!!
and I have also yak for 201 times already. -
precisely. so ironic and contradicting. unless this guy himself is a vegetarianOriginally posted by fudgester:Now, another guy complains that BK shouldn't give a nursery rhyme a little twist. -
that ad so mild alreadi, still want to complain...Originally posted by disappear:precisely. so ironic and contradicting. unless this guy himself is a vegetarian
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I hope our kids don't find out the true story behind the nursery rhymes.
Humpty Dumpty couldn't take the stress of failing his exams because of too many policy changes every year. So he took the easy way out.
The old woman who lived in a shoe? She was a senior manager at a MNC until her job got outsourced and she was retrenched. Had to downgrade from her private condo.
As for Mary, she too got retrenched. Couldn't land even a temp job for the past 2 years. With her depleted savings and no food on the table, what else could she do with her pet lamb?
As for Jack and Jill, everybody knows what happened 9 months later after they went up the hill. At least they got the Baby bonus. -
Lamp chop play along. I love the lamp chop puppet