*A man joins a very exclusive nudist colony.*
*On his first day there he takes off his clothes and starts to
wander around. A gorgeous petite blonde walks by, and the man
immediately gets an erection.*
*The woman notices his erection, comes over to him and says, "Did
you call for me?"*
*The man replies, "No, what do you mean?"*
*She says, "You must be new here. Let me explain. It's a rule here
that if you get an erection, it implies you called for me."*
*Smiling, she leads him to the side of the swimming pool, lies down
on a towel, eagerly pulls him to her and happily lets him have his
way with her.*
*The man continues to explore the colony's facilities. He enters the
sauna and as he sits down, he farts. Within minutes a huge, hairy
man lumbers out of the steam room toward him, "Did you call for me?"
says the hairy man.*
*"No, what do you mean?" says the newcomer.*
*"You must be new," says the hairy man, "it's a rule that if you
fart, it implies that you called for me." The huge man easily spins
him around, bends him over a bench and has his way with him.*
*The newcomer staggers back to the colony office, where he is
greeted by the smiling, naked receptionist, "May I help you?" she says.*
*The man yells, "Here's my membership card. You can have the key
back and you can keep the $500 membership fee."
*
*"But, Sir," she replies, "you've only been here for a few hours.
You haven't had the chance to see all our facilities."
*
*The man replies, "Listen lady, I'm 68 years old. I only get an
erection once a month. I fart 15 times a day".*
