If you get gunpointed, what will you say?

• redstone

  13 Sep 05, 23:32

  Shout
  
  POLICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
• the Bear

  13 Sep 05, 23:33

  i guess it's true about people with guns to make up for their inadequacy problems
• the.raven

  14 Sep 05, 00:01

  put that away, you might hurt somebody, you know.
• HyuugaNeji

  14 Sep 05, 00:05

  Originally posted by redstone:
  Shout
  
  [b]POLICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/b]

  Well said. than kick him in the groin and shoot him back. Assumption is a guy
• the mimic

  14 Sep 05, 00:08

  i wud say:
  1) "ok i make u an offer.. kill me and get that much of money in my wallet.. or let me buy that gun of yours and i give you 2x or 3x of the money i have in my wallet (tho i need to withdraw it first).. onli one condition tho let me chk if the gun is in good condition"
  
  2) "im a walking bomb.. u kill me my heart stops and the bomb explodes and u die"
  
  3) "i feel like vomitting.. itz comin.. itz comin.."
  
  ...
• boy in blues

  14 Sep 05, 00:22

  Originally posted by Honeybunz:

  "Please don't kill me"
  "Kill me if you dare"
  
  Anymore?
  
  Come leh, come up with something funny and creative leh!

  i will ask him what he want from me
• bladez87

  14 Sep 05, 00:25

  kill me can le, but pls! don rape me! i am still a virgin!
• bladez87

  14 Sep 05, 00:26

  ok...guns have no eyes...
  
  wait, let me do a pose for u to aim.
• bladez87

  14 Sep 05, 00:28

  pls close ur eyes when u shoot, it is gonna get messy.
  
  hey let me make my will first, i don wan my family to fight over my million dollar estate after my death.
  
  haha hopefully he will not shoot n juz kidnap bcos he wan the million dollar ransom.
• lamo

  14 Sep 05, 00:29

  ai sio gan mai?
• SrYgonic

  14 Sep 05, 00:30

  say nothing.
  
  *does the matrix*
• Gordonator

  14 Sep 05, 00:35

  "cease fire, cease fire, firer unload check clear, proceed to clearing point, next detail take up foxhole with support postion".
• SumOne

  14 Sep 05, 00:45

  Originally posted by Honeybunz:

  "Please don't kill me"
  "Kill me if you dare"
  
  Anymore?
  
  Come leh, come up with something funny and creative leh!

  I love Honeybunz!
• Honeybunz

  14 Sep 05, 01:59

  Originally posted by SrYgonic:

  say nothing.
  
  *does the matrix*

  Which one? The Trinity's fly kick ah?
• Honeybunz

  14 Sep 05, 01:59

  Originally posted by SumOne:

  I love Honeybunz!

  then you die faster lor
• the Bear

  14 Sep 05, 02:02

  what about if i said that
  
  

  Originally posted by Honeybunz:

  then you die faster lor

• DriftingGuy

  14 Sep 05, 02:03

  
  *points below*
  
  *Holds a magnum to his crotch*
  
  " I might die but guess what will happen to you?"
• kentheman

  14 Sep 05, 02:06

  shoot anywhere except my face and my kukujiao...
  
  because i wanna look handsome and i wanna make love when i'm in heaven..
• happyharvest

  14 Sep 05, 03:22

  Say I'm "Qiang shen!", "King of weapon!" and then show off your amourery skills by disassemblying the weapon parts.
  
  
• freekick

  14 Sep 05, 06:27

  Originally posted by Honeybunz:

  "Please don't kill me"
  "Kill me if you dare"
  
  Anymore?
  
  Come leh, come up with something funny and creative leh!

  "wo zen de bu zhi dao"
• coffeeortea

  14 Sep 05, 07:43

  "hey let me see that thing real quick, i don't think you loaded it yet, here let me show you"
• dragg

  14 Sep 05, 07:47

  'dont gunpoint me, i hate it when gunpointed!!'
  
  actually chow yuen fatt said this in yingxiongbenshe.
  
  
• Mr Fugue

  14 Sep 05, 08:06

  ''I'm bill gates' penpal.'' $$$
• kingofbeholder

  14 Sep 05, 08:10

  i dont sleep with your wife!
• Devil1976

  14 Sep 05, 13:29

  "I'm NOT AFRAID... The HEAD which is REALLY DOING ALL THE THINKINGS is DOWN THERE!!"