"Always allow the bosses to speak first"
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A junior manager, a senior manager and their boss are
on their way to a meeting. On their way through a
park, they come across a wonder lamp. They rub the
lamp and a ghost appears. The ghost says, "Normally,
one is granted three wishes but as you are three,
I will allow one wish each"
So the eager senior manager shouted, I want the first
wish. I want to be in the Bahamas, on a fast boat
and have no worries. "Pfufffff, and he was gone.
Now the junior manager could not keep quiet and
shouted " I want to be in Florida with beautiful
girls, plenty of food and cocktails. "Pfufffff, and he
was also gone.
The boss calmly said," I want these two idiots back in
the office after lunch at 12.35pm"
Moral of the story is:
"Always allow the bosses to speak first" -
heh
i usually let them speak first.. coz in the end, they will contradict themselves with their forked tongue -
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heard a different version of story..
the 3 people lost in desert..
then they found a genie bottle..
2 asked to go back..
the last idiot asked for a champaign and invite the 2 other back to desert.. -
LOL..