Funny job descriptions

• ^spidee^

  22 Sep 05, 20:17

  What are the funny job descriptions you have come across?
  
  What about cheem job names that actually mean something simple? Come share!
  
  Something like: Sanitation engineer = Garbage man
• Mr Fugue

  22 Sep 05, 20:27

  Cleanliness Officer = road-sweeper
  
  
• Mr Fugue

  22 Sep 05, 20:27

  Food & Service Provider = hawker
• littlestream

  22 Sep 05, 20:28

  CEO = housekeeper
• FireIce

  22 Sep 05, 20:36

  gardener = horticulture specialist
• ^spidee^

  22 Sep 05, 20:37

  Originally posted by littlestream:

  CEO = housekeeper

  care to elaborate?
• Mr Fugue

  22 Sep 05, 20:38

  moderator = officer slacker
• LazerLordz

  22 Sep 05, 20:42

  Military Engineering Specialist - Automotive (bleddy mechanic la)
• fudgester

  22 Sep 05, 20:55

  Multi-level Systems Coordinator - elevator man.
• Shotgun

  22 Sep 05, 20:56

  Supply Asisstant = Storeman.
  
  
• littlestream

  22 Sep 05, 21:01

  Originally posted by ^spidee^:

  care to elaborate?

  Both run a corporation mah. One domestic and the other external.
  
  Eh, running a household is by no means any less responsible than running a corporation, know? Ever heard of adding up all the salaries of the tasks done by a housekeeper? It rings six figure a month lor.
• dakkon_blackblade

  22 Sep 05, 22:45

  Infocomm Operator = Signaller
• starblue

  22 Sep 05, 22:49

  Soil Relocation Engineer -- diggers.
• littlestream

  22 Sep 05, 22:59

  Originally posted by starblue:

  Soil Relocation Engineer -- diggers.

  
  
  kekekeke..........this is original.
• SingaporeMacross

  22 Sep 05, 23:02

  My friend was a Corporate Communications Officer. But actually, she's just a 'Receptionist'.
• littlestream

  22 Sep 05, 23:13

  Originally posted by SingaporeMacross:

  My friend was a Corporate Communications Officer. But actually, she's just a 'Receptionist'.

  Oh man.........I almost choked on my grapes!!!
• greyskymorning

  22 Sep 05, 23:52

  CPA ==> Car Park Attendant (Certified Parking Attendant)
  Sanitary Engineer ==> Toliet Cleaner
  Environment Specialist ==> Rubbish Collector
• fudgester

  23 Sep 05, 00:02

  Indoor-Outdoor Interface Enhancer ==> window washer.
• kaobeikaobu

  23 Sep 05, 00:04

  recycling coordinator
• nameuser

  23 Sep 05, 00:12

  admin support assistant= clerk (zuo bo lan)
  commercial sex provider= prostitute
  toilet manager= just sit outside toilet and collect $$
  general messenger= office boy
  OA= still office boy
  
• vito_corleone

  23 Sep 05, 05:37

  flight attendant = high class maid on a plane
  customer service officer = sales girl
  national service man = cheap bullet shield for the government.
  
• ShutterBug

  23 Sep 05, 05:53

  Chairman = Someone who sells chairs!
  
  
• ShutterBug

  23 Sep 05, 05:54

  Better still..
  
  Chairman = someone who always have his laurels on a chair
• SingaporeMacross

  25 Sep 05, 01:32

  in politically correct america, garbagemen are called Sanitation Engineers.
• dragg

  29 Sep 05, 18:43

  bus captain.
  
  they used to be known as bus driver.