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• Honeybunz

  4 Oct 05, 00:34

  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
• the Bear

  4 Oct 05, 00:35

  this is freakin' funny
• SnowFlag

  4 Oct 05, 00:40

  hehe. I saw it before but still funny to read it again. Also I think in our country, making fun of the leader can become "not funny".
• the Bear

  4 Oct 05, 00:43

  oh yeah?
  
  check out talkingcock.com
• SnowFlag

  4 Oct 05, 00:51

  Originally posted by the Bear:

  oh yeah?
  
  check out talkingcock.com

  Not lah, contents in talkingcocking cannot be published in our local newspapers
• Honeybunz

  13 Oct 05, 01:06

  Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb, and Quasimodo were all talking one day.
  
  Sleeping Beauty said, "I believe myself to be the most beautiful girl in
  the world."
  
  Tom Thumb said, "I must be the smallest person in the world."
  
  Quasimodo said, "I absolutely have to be the ugliest person in the
  world."
  
  They decided to go to the Guinness Book of World Records to have their
  claims verified.
  
  Sleeping Beauty went first and came out looking
  deliriously happy.
  
  "It's official, I AM the most beautiful girl in the world,"
  
  Tom Thumb went next and emerged triumphant, "I am officially the
  smallest person in the world."
  
  Sometime later, Quasimodo came out looking confused and said,
  "Who's this Camilla Parker Bowles?"