I'm thinking of joining a church.......

• Mr Fugue

  6 Oct 05, 13:27

  can anyone recom me the church which:
  
  purify the most karma and sins of a person
  has the most no. of chio bus wearing skimpy clothes
  lowest required donation, or best, FREE
  
  With all these benefits, I'm converting to a christian.
• FireIce

  6 Oct 05, 13:30

  u dun need to join a church to be closer to god
  
  try swallowing 20 dizzy beady and u will see him soon
• Mr Fugue

  6 Oct 05, 13:32

  Originally posted by FireIce:

  u dun need to join a church to be closer to god
  
  try swallowing 20 dizzy beady and u will see him soon

  FYI, in ancient times, people chip shavings off dzi beads to be eaten as medicine.
• Mr Fugue

  6 Oct 05, 13:33

  Originally posted by FireIce:

  u dun need to join a church to be closer to god

  who cares abt god??
  
  I'm only interested in purifying my bad karma and taking pix of gals chao geng.
• BizarreRocksD12

  6 Oct 05, 13:33

  immature
  
  I thought u were funny at first, now I find u irritating.
• BlUe G@rF|eLd

  6 Oct 05, 13:35

  I pity the church! Lucky u nvr go temple!!! Phew!!! My religion is saved!!! Xie Tian Xie Di!!!
• Ito_^

  6 Oct 05, 13:35

  try kingdom of jesus christ.
• Mr Fugue

  6 Oct 05, 13:36

  Originally posted by BizarreRocksD12:

  immature

  it's a good deal~!
  
  you give some $$$ to let the pastor fund his condo/car, in return, you purify yr sins to enable you to go to heaven.
  
  it's an ingenious plan that benefit all~!!!
• SilverPal

  6 Oct 05, 13:37

  Originally posted by Mr Fugue:

  can anyone recom me the church which:
  
  purify the most karma and sins of a person
  has the most no. of chio bus wearing skimpy clothes
  lowest required donation, or best, FREE
  
  With all these benefits, I'm converting to a christian.

  Its destined.
• Mr Fugue

  6 Oct 05, 13:38

  Originally posted by BizarreRocksD12:

  I thought u were funny at first, now I find u irritating.

  I'm serious abt this!!
  
  that way, when my karma is purified, I can continue to do evils deeds and can STILL go to heaven after I die.
• Mr Fugue

  6 Oct 05, 13:39

  Originally posted by SilverPal:

  Its destined.

  if you know, PLEASE RECOMMEND!!
• alexkusu

  6 Oct 05, 13:40

  dzi beads are sinners objects that will pull u down to hell..throw them away n set urself free
• BizarreRocksD12

  6 Oct 05, 13:41

  Originally posted by Mr Fugue:

  it's a good deal~!
  
  you give some $$$ to let the pastor fund his condo/car, in return, you purify yr sins to enable you to go to heaven.
  
  it's an ingenious plan that benefit all~!!!

  We dont donate to purify sins, and u dont have to donate if u dont want to, and stop insulting just cause u have another religion.
• Mr Fugue

  6 Oct 05, 13:42

  Originally posted by alexkusu:

  dzi beads are sinners objects that will pull u down to hell..throw them away n set urself free

  erm, some pastors also wear dzi beads and they say it's good lehz..............
• Mr Fugue

  6 Oct 05, 13:44

  Originally posted by BizarreRocksD12:

  We dont donate to purify sins, and u dont have to donate if u dont want to, and stop insulting just cause u have another religion.

  no, that's not true~!!
  
  I was told by some pastors that when I donate, I purify my sins!!!
  
  no donations, no sins will be purified.............
  
  pastors said one, how can that be untrue?? dun tell me pastors are lying??
• alexkusu

  6 Oct 05, 13:46

  Originally posted by Mr Fugue:

  erm, some pastors also wear dzi beads and they say it's good lehz..............

  its called Rosary beads..not dzi beads..
• BizarreRocksD12

  6 Oct 05, 13:46

  u went to the wrong 1 then. Either this or u're making everything up which i think u did.
  
  u can donate 1 mill dollars or 1 dollar, it depends on how u feel inside. Im not gonna agrue abt this.
• Mr Fugue

  6 Oct 05, 13:47

  Originally posted by alexkusu:

  its called Rosary beads..not dzi beads..

  nope, pastors said it's dzi beads!!
  
  I dun think they're lying.
• shade343

  6 Oct 05, 13:48

  Your best bet is CHC!!!
• Mr Fugue

  6 Oct 05, 13:49

  Originally posted by BizarreRocksD12:

  u went to the wrong 1 then. Either this or u're making everything up which i think u did.

  are you trying to say that christians are ALL liars??
• Mr Fugue

  6 Oct 05, 13:50

  Originally posted by shade343:

  Your best bet is CHC!!!

  thanks, do they have any trial periods for testing testing one??
• BizarreRocksD12

  6 Oct 05, 13:52

  Originally posted by Mr Fugue:

  are you trying to say that christians are ALL liars??

  did i say that? nope! u're puttin words into my mouth.
• Mr Fugue

  6 Oct 05, 13:53

  Originally posted by BizarreRocksD12:

  did i say that? nope! u're puttin words into my mouth.

  come, open yr mouth......
  
  ARHHHHHH...................
• Mr Fugue

  6 Oct 05, 13:55

  Originally posted by BizarreRocksD12:

  u can donate 1 mill dollars or 1 dollar, it depends on how u feel inside. Im not gonna agrue abt this.

  I was told, if I donate 1 million, I can be god myself.
  
  $1 is only enuff to purify abit of bad karma only.
• BizarreRocksD12

  6 Oct 05, 13:56

  being a christian doesn mean we are perfect and all. Pastors are humans too, they can make mistake, im not sayin they did, just lettin u know, in case u don't. and stop being narrow minded. and so childish.