Top 10 Geek Quotes

• the Bear

  7 Oct 05, 00:39

  
  
  The Best Geek Quotes
  
  Number 10
  I would love to change the world, but they won't give me the source code.
  
  Number 9
  In a world without fences and walls, who needs Gates and Windows?
  
  Number 8
  Microsoft: "You've got questions. We've got dancing paperclips."
  
  Number 7
  A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.
  
  Number 6
  Roses are #FF0000
  Violets are #0000FF
  All my base
  Are belong to you
  
  Number 5
  My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
  
  Number 4
  My pokemon bring all the nerds to the yard, and they're like you wanna trade cards? Darn right, I wanna trade cards, I'll trade this but not my charizard.
  
  Number 3
  I'm not anti-social; I'm just not user friendly
  
  Number 2
  If at first you don't succeed; call it version 1.0
  
  and at...
  
  Number 1
  There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don't.
  
  
• plo30360

  7 Oct 05, 00:44

  Number 3
  I'm not anti-social; I'm just not user friendly

  nice
• stellazio

  7 Oct 05, 00:45

  
• diamond008

  7 Oct 05, 11:08

  great.
  
  No 10.
  
  If you can change yourself, you can change the world.
• kaobeikaobu

  7 Oct 05, 11:50

  Programming is like sex - one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of
  your life
• Beep

  7 Oct 05, 15:12

  boring
  
• sinnersotong

  7 Oct 05, 15:13

  
  intel® inside sotong outside™
  
• sinnersotong

  7 Oct 05, 15:14

  Originally posted by Beep:

  boring
  

  jolly good
  
• casshern

  7 Oct 05, 15:29

  all my base are belong to you!!
  
  been a jolly long time since i seen this
• sinnersotong

  7 Oct 05, 15:32

  
  the apache derby is out of the gate
  
  jolly good