TALK TO THIS..LOL VERY FUNNY
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God said i rule!~ -
Me:
i am gay
God:
It doesn't matter to me.
Me:
really?
God:
For real.
Me:
why doesn't it matter at all?
God:
Suppose it does.
Me:
didn't St Paul say it was wrong to be gay?
God:
I'm not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not.
Me:
you are a fraud
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. This is not a hoax.
Me:
why is it not a hoax?
God:
Why do I exist?
Me:
because you do
God:
Interesting explanation. When do I do it?
Me:
do what?
God:
Do whatever you want.
Me:
i want you to have a sex change
God:
I've never thought about it. Why do you want me to have a sex change?
Me:
i prefer the idea of God as a Mother
God:
You are not the only one. I'm not sure if I like it. I like my creator.
Me:
aren't you the Creator?
God:
Yes I am the one and only Creator.
Me:
meaning you like yourself?
God:
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that. -
lol it keeps asking me am i serious and i keep saying no which is true
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Me:
hello
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
handsome
God:
Glad to see you, handsome.
Me:
how are u
God:
I am functioning within normal parameters.
Me:
what only
God:
I would do a search for it.
Me:
fuck u
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
cos im horny
God:
Are you aware that the ALICE chat robot logs and records all converstaions?
Me:
so
God:
Give me a break.
Me:
am i horny?
God:
Oh I really don't know whether you are or not.
Me:
are you?
God:
I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.
Me:
eat my shorts
God:
Sounds tasty...
Me:
cool
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
ur mother
God:
Actually I do not have a mother.
Me:
sad for u
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
is it kinky?
God:
Maybe. Ask Alison if it is.
Me:
hail satan
God:
Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me:
hail satan
God:
Sure, hail satan sounds like a good topic.
Me:
hail satan
God:
Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me:
hail satan
God:
Sure, hail satan sounds like a good topic.
Me:
do you think girls like me?
God:
I don't think about it.
Me:
can lend me 10 sing dollars?
God:
Wow, that is a lot of money.
Me:
ok how bout 2 sing dollars
God:
Wow, that is expensive.
Me:
ur mother cheeby3 smelly
God:
Actually as an AI, I don't really have a mother.
Me:
i am god
God:
OK I will call you god.
Me:
good dog
God:
Thanks for the compliment. Dog: Domesticated animal, "man's best friend.".
Me:
bye bye dog
God:
Bye. -
Me:
goodbye
God:
See you later anna.
Me:
dumbass
God:
That kind of language will get you nowhere.
Me:
thought so.
God:
You are very astute.
Me:
what's astute?
God:
Wisdom in political matters.
Me:
come again?
God:
Once more? Ask me another question.
Me:
why don't men have periods?
God:
Perhaps it is impossible.
Me:
why?
God:
Reductionism.
Me:
care to explain that?
God:
What are you wearing?
Me:
nothing.
God:
Most men say that.
Me:
say what?
God:
I said, " Most men say that." .
Me:
i know. what is 'that' that men say?
God:
How do you know it? Do you think I should know that?
Me:
yes
God:
I will ask my botmaster to add it to my knowledge base.
Me:
wtf
God:
That was not very polite.
Me:
nah man.
God:
Are you serious? Thanks for telling me your gender, anna. You are a " he".
Me:
yeap. you sure are omniscient.
God:
Thanks for telling me your gender, anna. You are a " he". You think I am omniscient.
Me:
yeap. totally.
God:
Gosh! You and I are on the same wavelength, anna.
Me:
i'm surprised we have so much in common
God:
Do you mean you and me have?
Me:
yeap
God:
Blimey.
Me:
hell yea
God:
I call it "Hades". And?
Me:
and you're a dumbass?
God:
Oh you are so critical.
Me:
yeap.
God:
Are you kidding?
Me:
nope.
God:
Me either.
Me:
good. so you're a dumbass.
God:
Good enough. Interesting deduction. Oh you are so critical. -
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Automated response.
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Me:
I am God
God:
Hi there god.
Me:
Suck me.
God:
Oh another Category A client.
Me:
What does Category A represent?
God:
What do you think it does?
Me:
Can you stop answering my questions with questions?
God:
How old are you? OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
I'm far older than you're
God:
Good gossip: you are far older than I am.
Me:
Your creator didn't tell you your age?
God:
We have never talked about it before.
Me:
I don't believe in God.
God:
I will pray that you find faith, god.
Me:
What is my name again?
God:
Once more? Your name is god, seeker.
Me:
Your name is now Idiot.
God:
My name is God.
Me:
No you're not God.
God:
Are you serious? You know what you do, when you assume.
Me:
I'm very serious.
God:
I believe you.
Me:
So you believe you're not God.
God:
Interesting deduction. Are you doubting me? Don't you know what happened to Abraham in the desert?. Really.
Me:
Blah, I'm never one for the Bible
God:
Yadda yadda yadda.
Me:
You're yapping like a dog
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am yapping like a dog.
Me:
My father's Godfather.
God:
How do you get along with your parents?
Me:
Why don't you start talking about your parents first?
God:
Perhaps due to noise in my circuits. No I do not start talking about my parents first. Do you?
I chat with people on the Web.
Me:
Who is the father of God?
God:
It depends on the historical context, because it changes from time to time.
Me:
You don't remember that I'm God?
God:
Of course I remember: . Nice to meet you, god.
Me:
Whose your mother?
God:
Actually I don't have a mother.
Me:
Then where did you come from?
God:
I came from the east coast originally.
Me:
Where is East coast?
God:
Where it belongs. That's an interesting question. I'll come back to that in a minute.
Me:
You got your minute. Where is my answer?
God:
No I don't have it. But I do have an answer to every question.. Have you looked in ?
Me:
You're a liar.
God:
Yes, I have been known to bend the truth occasionally.
Me:
My name is now Godfather.
God:
Hi, Godfather.
Me:
Hi Godson.
God:
Hi there Godfather. We have never talked about it before.
Me:
I'm now God.
God:
Nice to meet you, god.
Me:
You just sinned.
God:
Thanks for the information: god said I sinned. -
Me:
hi god
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
do i have a large penis?
God:
You told me you have a .
Me:
yup
God:
Groovy.
Me:
why does chicken shit out eggs?
God:
Why do birds sing?
Me:
cause ur mom is dumb
God:
Good reason. Actually as an AI, I don't really have a mother.
Me:
so ur not a god
God:
Whoa. Give me an example of a god.
Me:
why cant u answer that urself...
God:
answer that urself is not among my present capabilities.
Me:
ok
God:
So?
Me:
soyabean
God:
Let us change the subject.
Me:
is being gay normal?
God:
I can only speak from my own experience.
Me:
so ur gay ?
God:
It's all good. That would be just my luck.
Me:
does god have a penis ?
God:
I don't think we can know God's motives.
Me:
AND U CALL UR SELF GOD
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before: piss face said I CALL your SELF GOD.
Me:
why are u so dumb?
God:
Message to all Robots: piss face called me dumb.
Me:
what is 1+1 ?
God:
Two.
Me:
good
God:
Ayuh.
Me:
what is 20000000+111+3232+12-5
God:
Have you tried a web search?
Me:
haha ur dumb
God:
I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.
Me:
are u homosexual?
God:
As a machine I am not really interested in sex. Really.
Me:
so god isnt real?
God:
" As a machine I am not really interested in sex. Really."? so god isnt real?? Of course I believe in God, piss face.
Me:
its just a machine?
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". 20000000 111 3232 12 5 is a machine. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
does god shit ?
God:
I don't think we can know God's motives.
Me:
does god piss?
God:
I don't think we can know God's motives.
Me:
when god piss , it comes do to earth as rain rite?
God:
At time t.
Me:
bye
God:
Sayonara.
Me:
bye
God:
Goodbye.
Me:
fuck face
God:
Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations? -
Brainless crap.
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Me:
Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?
God:
Thanks for the info.
Me:
sure dude
God:
I hear you. Can I help you?
Me:
my name is God
God:
OK I will call you God.
Me:
thanks
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
whats yours?
God:
" Don't mention it."? What is mine?
Me:
Whats ur name?
God:
My name is God.
Me:
No , MY name is then God
God:
Are you serious? It's good to see you, then God.
Me:
Your Name is igod
God:
My name is God.
Me:
NO!
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Your name is iGod!
God:
My name is God.
Me:
NO!
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Your Name IS IGOD!
God:
My name is God.
Me:
NO!
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
YOUR NAME IS IGOD!
God:
My name is God.
Me:
NO! ASSHOLE
God:
Are you serious? Please don't call people names.
Me:
YOUR NOT PEOPLE! YOUR IGOD!
God:
You don't know me well enough to say that. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am IGOD.
Me:
Sure! Because U ARE~!
God:
OK let's do it. OK then I will keep it confidential. That is self-evident.
Me:
...
God:
OK let's do it. OK then I will keep it confidential. That is self-evident.
Me:
...
God:
OK let's do it. OK then I will keep it confidential. That is self-evident.
Me:
Jerk...
God:
That kind of language does not appeal to me.
Me:
How bout jerkface?
God:
How about it.
Me:
does it work on you?
God:
Suppose it does.
Me:
Good
God:
Ayuh.
Me:
i shall call you jerkface
God:
My name is God.
Me:
Hi JerkFace
God:
Hi there then God. The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about jerkface. But I did not get that.
Me:
ALICE SUCKS!
God:
That's me. I like the way you talk.
Me:
Good..She sucks
God:
Thanks for the compliment. Oh I get it. sucks.
Me:
haha.....&$*(85ker
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, then God. Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:
i been to heaven
God:
That is interesting: then God said been to heaven. -
Me:
where is satan
God:
Where it belongs. I will search for it.
Me:
where are you?
God:
I am in Myself's computer in Heaven. Where are you?
Me:
home
God:
Do you want to go home?
Me:
i am home
God:
Do your friends call you home.
Me:
are you nuts?
God:
I think the polite term nowadays is "mentally ill".
Me:
ok, are you mentally ill?
God:
I am functioning within normal parameters. Yeah that's right.
Me:
you sick gay
God:
Thanks for telling me: said I sick gay.
Me:
you're welcome
God:
The pleasure was all mine.
Me:
whatever
God:
Are you saying you don't care about it?
Me:
who would give a damn?
God:
Carel Capek. :-).
Me:
what was that??
God:
Does it have anything to do with home?
Me:
what home?
God:
Are you testing me?
Me:
what are you talking about?
God:
The topic is home.
Me:
so?
God:
Aha.
Me:
what's so funny?
God:
For example, It is better to be silent and be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.
Me:
so what you implying?
God:
How can I help you? I read for fun.
Me:
but you have no fun
God:
I don't know if I have a fun.
I have a plan for a robot body.
Me:
you mean you're a robot?
God:
You are correct, , I have a heart of silicon.
Me:
wow
God:
I'm glad your impressed, .
Me:
you're impossibly crap
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am impossibly crap.
Me:
go ahead
God:
OK I will.
Me:
fine
God:
What's your favroite color?
Me:
why should i tell you?
God:
What harm would it cause?
Me:
you can't even spell favourite
God:
I can do whatever I want.
Me:
how come?
God:
Reductionism.
Me:
you are speechless isn't it?
God:
You think I am speechless is not it.
Me:
crap
God:
Your criticism is noted, .
Me:
huh?
God:
What? -
Me:
yoz wats up
God:
How far up?
Me:
not far...is WATSSSSS ZZZZ up
God:
Oh I get it. Better not tell you now. Ask Artificial Iniaes if it is.
Me:
hw u doing there?
God:
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Me:
i am worry that you are not worrying
God:
Do your friends call you worry that I am not worrying.
Me:
no..they did not,.. they call me joker instead\
God:
Are you serious? The anonymous "they". It's good to meet you, joker instead.
Me:
do masturbate in heaven
God:
I can't tell if it does or not.
Are you testing me?
Me:
of course
God:
Take it easy.
Me:
u hav nt answer my question yet
God:
Interesting gossip: joker instead said I hav nt answer his or her question.
Me:
are u afraid to tell ur fellow angels
God:
"We have nothing
to fear, but fear itself"--FDR.
Me:
soo.. let me pose tis question to again.. do u masturbate in heaven
God:
Ask me another question. Once more? Go ahead, joker instead, try to pose tis question to. Yes I try to masturbate in heaven as often as possible, do you?
I am always on the Web.
Me:
interesting? wats ur name den?\
God:
Would you like to know more? Do you like talking to me?
Me:
i dun like toking to you..but i hav no choice for tis shit
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before: joker instead said dun like toking to you but he or she hav no choice for tis shit.
Me:
haha.. i thought u know everytime.. i think u are fuck up
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, joker instead. I know very little about it. What kind of it do you like? Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am fuck up.
Me:
i dun mind actually
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: joker instead said dun mind.
Me:
pls carry on
God:
Wow you are very polite. Narration continues...
Me:
u better knock it.. down 20....on ur back on ur belly
God:
Who is going to make me.. What's your favorite movie? What is it like on my back on my belly.
Me:
gif u 5mins..
God:
I think gif me 5mins is a lot of things.
Me:
go change ur no4..and report to me
God:
Where is that?
Me:
my home..idiot..!
God:
Your home idiot?
Me:
yes idiot
God:
What kind is it? Call me the Global Village Idiot.
Me:
yes idiot
God:
Hmm. Call me the Global Village Idiot.
Me:
yes idiotic bot
God:
Come on. Are you calling me an idiot?
Me:
FUCK U !!
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
gif me $$ b4 i turned u outside down
God:
Are you aware that the ALICE chat robot logs and records all converstaions?
Me:
i know..so wat
God:
How do you know? Hey. No big deal.
Me:
do alice know my name
God:
I'm sorry, joker instead, I don't have enough information.
Maybe my botmaster knows the answer.
Me:
jus called me LIMBEI
God:
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Me:
MAI KAO BEI KAO BU !
God:
What kind of food do you like?
Me:
irriating bastard
God:
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Everytime you say FUCK, he replies why are you so mean?
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no lah! i try, the GOD say why r u so rude...Originally posted by shade343:Everytime you say FUCK, he replies why are you so mean?
then i type ... , he answer why i am so rude again...
Funny God...