If you are Prime Minister for a day......
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..... what changes would you like to make or things to implement in this little island???
For me....
... Allow more heavy metal bands to perform here.
... Allow Playboy megazine on sale here.
... Allow a Nudist camp in one of our off shore islands
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I would ban all educations give the children holiday
promote sex, but need safe sex
encourage ppl to play videogames and sports and enjoy theirself -
Many things to do , but one thing will be to lower the prices of food, clothes, games, basically everything
Stuff are too expensive here -
Probably abolish the death sentence.
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i would just take the daily pay as a PM coz it shud be more than wad my dad earns monthly.
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I will give Singaporean HDB flat for free as stake for Citizenship and not touch their CPF so they can enjoy a good wealthy retirment.
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i would increase tax(GST,cigrette tax, income tax,etc.), increase public transport fees, increase ERP fees, increase your PUB bills, increase whatever possible, then send whoever say anything bad of the govt to jail, double the cost of all kinds of medical service, send female citizens to the army to work as non-combat units.....
so that after that day, u all realise the singapore govt is not that bad, as least not as bad as me......
then you all may feel better.......
then you all may start to like the govt...... -
I hate to burst your bubble but some of what you mentioned has already been done. The rest, probably soon.Originally posted by mochou:i would increase tax(GST,cigrette tax, income tax,etc.), increase public transport fees, increase ERP fees, increase your PUB bills, increase whatever possible, then send whoever say anything bad of the govt to jail, double the cost of all kinds of medical service, send female citizens to the army to work as non-combat units.....
so that after that day, u all realise the singapore govt is not that bad, as least not as bad as me......
then you all may feel better.......
then you all may start to like the govt...... -
One day... cannot do much.. if I can't do that much, what good is for me to be PM..
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Abolish NS.
Allow equal opportunities for JC and Poly students to get in Local Uni.
Give priorty to Singaporean to get in Local Uni. -
me no pm material so most probably go play golf, sauna, massage...
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u all really think all these are controlled by PM and can be executed w/in a day?
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i will transfer part of the national reserves into a swiss account known only to me.
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Why not? The public entertainment act was amended within the day when they realized they couldn't plug CSJ for selling his books in public...Originally posted by FireIce:u all really think all these are controlled by PM and can be executed w/in a day? -
Siao, then nobody would wanna study in JC le....Originally posted by Ayukat:Allow equal opportunities for JC and Poly students to get in Local Uni. -
The casino issue, it was a "No" all the way until suddenly one day "Yes".Originally posted by FireIce:u all really think all these are controlled by PM and can be executed w/in a day? -
in singapore...no, maybe in this world...just maybe
u screw things up...everyone kaobei...
u do sui sui...everyone tiam tiam... -
then u are wrong......Originally posted by charlize:The casino issue, it was a "No" all the way until suddenly one day "Yes".
this shows the govt has successfully made citizens take wat they say at face value -
Aiyo, you see me no up lah.Originally posted by FireIce:then u are wrong......
this shows the govt has successfully made citizens take wat they say at face value
These things everybody also know but have to act blur mah.
I can also quote other Shit like the 5 day work week for civil servants, say "No" for dunno how long and then suddenly "Yes" one day.
You know, I know. -
huh?
i dunno.....
as a singaporean, im not supposed to have an opinion.
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Good girl.Originally posted by FireIce:huh?
i dunno.....
as a singaporean, im not supposed to have an opinion.
You make the people up there very pleased. -
remove all morons and ban stupidity.
*Scrolls up looking at previous posts*
But stupidity is so rampant that i doubt it will ever be accomplished. -
I bet the ruling party wishes all singaporeans were like that!Originally posted by FireIce:huh?
i dunno.....
as a singaporean, im not supposed to have an opinion.
Not much I can do as a PM, especially for only one day, since we all know that singapore is really controlled by one family.
But I will enjoy being driven around Singapore with the traffic police riders disrupting all other peasants/traffic and clearing a path for me. King of the road for a day!
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Enjoy the car you get to drive for a day...
Drive out and eat ice cream for free...
Go to Toys R Us and get as many toys as I can for free...
Bathe with the chunnest chicks for the night...
No wonder I can never be a PM -
no rules..do anything u want....