after shitting..how do u clean up yr arse?

• borntolive

  29 Oct 05, 18:53

  after passing motion..how u cleab yr arse?
  
  1) use toilet paper to wipe?
  
  2) use water spray to wash away
  
  3) ignore it/leave it
  
  4) use newspaper
  
  5) others?
  
  i use 2) clean n fast
• renorenal

  29 Oct 05, 18:57

  You wanna be Mark Teo?
• DrTech

  29 Oct 05, 19:00

  I'll bet there's someone who's going to suggest...
  
  Lick it clean...
• ShutterBug

  29 Oct 05, 19:11

  This is by far, the damndest topic I ever come across in here!
• Ito_^

  29 Oct 05, 19:13

  i put some red ants in my arse den let em do the cleaning and more!
• larrenV2.003

  29 Oct 05, 19:14

  Originally posted by Ito_^:

  i put some red ants in my arse den let em do the cleaning and more!

  
  
  If they lay egg in there prepare to be in labour then...
• gorby107

  29 Oct 05, 20:09

  Originally posted by renorenal:

  You wanna be Mark Teo?

  
  
  If Mark Teo come out with this questions more people will answer one
• mystiv

  29 Oct 05, 20:16

  Originally posted by DrTech:

  I'll bet there's someone who's going to suggest...
  
  Lick it clean...

  dry it under the sun
  
  then..
  
  get someone to lick it clean
• wonderamazement

  29 Oct 05, 22:14

  follow ancient vikings...use moss or rather my own fingers!!!
• NT2

  29 Oct 05, 22:15

  toilet bowl got water jet mah
• sinicker

  29 Oct 05, 22:30

  Originally posted by NT2:

  toilet bowl got water jet mah

  that's why i only defaecate at home or at this particular cubicle in the entire sch of mine.
• renorenal

  29 Oct 05, 22:34

  I think another related question would be what will you do if you are in a hurry to go in the toilet, but you find that there is no hose or toilet paper to wipe your backside as soon as you finish doing your big business?
• thinkdifferent

  30 Oct 05, 00:06

  Hahahahahaha, this made my really bad day, maybe worst in last weeks or months much better, thanks for this topic
  
  Shouldn't it be posted in the toilet forum?
• Mark Teo

  30 Oct 05, 00:08

  Originally posted by renorenal:

  I think another related question would be what will you do if you are in a hurry to go in the toilet, but you find that there is no hose or toilet paper to wipe your backside as soon as you finish doing your big business?

  such things will nvr happen in my hse....whahahahahakakkakkakaa
• SBS9828X

  30 Oct 05, 00:33

  Originally posted by thinkdifferent:

  Hahahahahaha, this made my really bad day, maybe worst in last weeks or months much better, thanks for this topic
  
  Shouldn't it be posted in the toilet forum?

  Heard that gorby?
• The Emperor

  30 Oct 05, 22:44

  Originally posted by borntolive:

  after passing motion..how u cleab yr arse?
  
  1) use toilet paper to wipe?
  
  2) use water spray to wash away
  
  3) ignore it/leave it
  
  4) use newspaper
  
  5) others?
  
  i use 2) clean n fast

  hahaha... use u to wipe my arse..
• stellazio

  30 Oct 05, 22:46

  use ur photo..
• gorby107

  30 Oct 05, 22:46

  Originally posted by SBS9828X:

  Heard that gorby?

  Yeah Roger that
  
  maybe borntolive did not know that there is a toilet forum
• renorenal

  30 Oct 05, 22:48

  Originally posted by Mark Teo:

  such things will nvr happen in my hse....whahahahahakakkakkakaa

  Wait when you are in a coffeeshop or a shopping complex...
  
  I've faced with this problem a couple of times before...
• Beep

  30 Oct 05, 22:56

  i enlist the help of borntolive.. he'll gladly lick everything up..
• Croaking_Toad

  31 Oct 05, 11:21

  Got ppl use Option 3 b4 meh? Leave it to dry out to form crust???
• RaTtY81

  31 Oct 05, 11:22

  option 3 contradicts the qn leh
• renorenal

  31 Oct 05, 11:24

  Originally posted by Croaking_Toad:

  Got ppl use Option 3 b4 meh? Leave it to dry out to form crust???

  Got mar... the cats...
• m)phosis

  1 Nov 05, 05:48

  i wonder y is tis topic featured...
• kc_leung

  1 Nov 05, 10:16

  Originally posted by renorenal:

  Got mar... the cats...

  I thought they lick it clean?