My Oil supply solution
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I think I may have a solution to the world oil supply crisis.
In geography class our teachers taught us that a long time ago dinosaurs roamed the Earth. Then they died and melted, turning into oil (the dinosaurs, not the teachers, obviously). So to resolve the problem of dwindling oil supply, scientists in America could clone dinosaurs (like it was done in the movie "Jurassic Park") and then the world would have a renewable supply for ever.
Then with the oil crisis solved the need for wars of invasion would no longer be required, ensuring peace in the Middle East. That would be like solving two problems at once. ^_^ -
the only problem would be that we would need to wait a million years for the dinosaurs to die and then to get buried by layers of sediment and get pressurised by the heat and internal pressure of the earth underground b4 we get oil.
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oh.............Originally posted by HENG@:the only problem would be that we would need to wait a million years for the dinosaurs to die and then to get buried by layers of sediment and get pressurised by the heat and internal pressure of the earth underground b4 we get oil. -
Now go and ask your teachers again how long those dinosaurs took to "melt" into oil. The dinosaurs that didn't "melt" long enough makes up what Scotland lies on today.
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why dont we just squeeze all the fat people?
start with me.
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they nvr sayOriginally posted by ditzy:Now go and ask your teachers again how long those dinosaurs took to "melt" into oil. The dinosaurs that didn't "melt" long enough makes up what Scotland lies on today. 
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B|00dy stupid teachers. Kill 'em. Kill 'em all!Originally posted by Ferguson:they nvr say -
Originally posted by ditzy:B|00dy stupid teachers. Kill 'em. Kill 'em all!
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then bury them n wait for them to turn into oil.Originally posted by ditzy:B|00dy stupid teachers. Kill 'em. Kill 'em all! -
imagine if we get eaten up by dinosaurs and in a few million years we turn into fuel for running cars.
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Now got gas d mar...
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den we bury de dino under e sediment and heat dem lor.like dat sure gt oil de.
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stop driving cars and start riding horse. that can solve the oil crisis.
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These fossil fuels and natural gas wont last us forever...With the rate we are using them,i think sooner or later we might run out and
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erm.. the problem may lie with the students as well.. you know, those dumb *cough* ferguson *cough* kidsOriginally posted by ditzy:B|00dy stupid teachers. Kill 'em. Kill 'em all! -
i say we kill all the clones and bury them , will have alot of oil
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+1.
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Originally posted by dibilo:erm.. the problem may lie with the students as well.. you know, those dumb *cough* ferguson *cough* kids
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Originally posted by SMAPLionHeart:i say we kill all the clones and bury them , will have alot of oil